The Mystery of Donna Brazile’s Skyrocketing Health Care Premiums

Posted on February 28, 2013 11:00 am

So Donna Brazile tweeted how she just got off the phone with her health care provider trying to figure out why her premiums went up. What in the world could have changed about health care to cause premiums to skyrocket? Was there maybe some law passed that put greater burdens on health care providers? Maybe a law Donna Brazile herself enthusiastically campaigned for?

I dunno. This is a huge mystery. Maybe we need to call in Sherlock Holmes (the good one from the modern series set in London — not the modern series in New York). And while he’s trying to solve that mystery, maybe he could look into the mystery of the disappearing jobs. Maybe it’s related somehow. Could someone be messing with both health care and the economy? But who?

Hmm. So who murdered Donna Brazile’s good health care rates? The thing with murder, is its usually done by someone you know. The culprit, Donna, is probably someone you are close to and thought was a friend.

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15 Responses to “The Mystery of Donna Brazile’s Skyrocketing Health Care Premiums”

  1. Oppo says:

    Three Sherlock Holmes / Obama stories:

    The Crooked Man, 1893

    The Red Circle, 1911

    The Veiled Lodger, 1927

  2. Son of Bob says:


    1) Pretend reality is what I want it to be.
    2) Silence critics that point out bothersome facts that prove I’m wrong.
    3) ???
    4) Success!

  3. DamnCat says:

    So who murdered Donna Brazile’s good health care rates?

    A mysterious, evil cabal known only by the ominous sobriquet “The Death Panel”.

  4. FredKey says:

    “The Red Menace League”

  5. Jimmy says:

    He’s causing skyrocketing health care costs and killing jobs? Whoever it is, arm yourself – get a shotgun!

  6. Marc says:

    Cloward Piven

  7. Basil says:

    Apparently, this has been going around.

  8. shane says:

    You must admit, the New York Sherlock has a much hotter Watson…

  9. AndyGump says:

    Actually I like the modern series in New York better. The one from the modern series set in London is much like Obama. He’s arrogant and very grating.

  10. Dohtimes says:

    We don’t really call it murder, it’s just a case of having her bank account Brazile waxed.

  11. Oppo says:

    (actually Obama would be more of an Inspector Less-trade.)

  12. NoMoBama says:

    Someone there said: “I’m assuming she isn’t stupid.”
    That’s almost as dumb as her comment.

    My insurance went up too and I was surprised it didn’t go up more, now it’s only $6051/year.

    That’s only 10 cups of coffee a day!

  13. Dennis says:

    This shows why the Dems pass bad laws. They don’t understand the system. Why would her provider know why the insurance company raised her rates? She’s asking the wrong person!

  14. Writer says:

    Pssssst-Hint-its the obamanation, fool.

  15. Oppo says:

    Gee – another Brazile mystery:

    Obama Sends 1,400 Manufacturing Jobs & Sensitive Technology to Brazil
    Gateway Pundit ^ | February 28, 2013 | Jim Hoft

    Yesterday, after a conflict-fraught deliberation process, the Obama Administration awarded the Light Air Support (LAS) contract to Brazilian-based Embraer over Beechcraft . . .

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