Comments on: The Super Important Issue of the Day: Reducing Our Nuclear Stockpile

By: Wombat

Wombat — Tue, 12 Feb 2013 01:11:30 +0000

Reduce our inventory…lessee here, one for North Korea, One for Iran, maybe one for Somalia, one for Syria, One for the new Palestine, save several for China and several more for the former USSR crowd, save one for Mexico just in case, tell the UK if they don’t watch we’ll save one for them too, tell California if they don’t watch it we’ll use one on them, ditto last for D.C., Chicago and Cuba; there the inventory is reduced, not by much, but I don’t recall anyone how much we were supposed to reduce it.

By: John D

John D — Mon, 11 Feb 2013 21:36:33 +0000

I’m not in favor of banning all nuclear weapons, just the “military-style” nuclear weapons. The kind that have pistol grips and detachable, high capacity “clips.” Oh, and bayonet lugs. There’s nothing that scares me more than a nuclear weapon with a bayonet attached.

In keeping with the Second Amendment, it would be legal to possess “legitimate” nuclear weapons, the kind used by hunters. Provided they’re all registered. And the owners submit to background checks.

By: Professor Hale

Professor Hale — Mon, 11 Feb 2013 20:43:30 +0000

“The only question is where he would have detonated his
first one?”

We already have that answer: Petersberg, VA. Home of the “crater”. Good tactic, just needed more explosive.

By: Matt Musson

Matt Musson — Mon, 11 Feb 2013 19:38:44 +0000

Question for the day: Would Lincoln have used a nuclear device against the Confederacy?

Trick question – of course he would have. The only question is where he would have detonated his
first one?

By: CTCompromise

CTCompromise — Mon, 11 Feb 2013 18:56:30 +0000

as that would be something useful, and something useful…for the United States of America….. is pretty much anathema to Obama.

There, I fixed it.

By: storm1911

storm1911 — Mon, 11 Feb 2013 18:42:04 +0000

Obama just wants to please his guy crush, Putin. If Obama gets rid of some nukes, maybe Putin will tell Obama how to pull off macho while wearng mom jeans.

In fact, Obama wants his pal Al Kada to take those nukes and those pesky laundh codes off his hands. They will know how to dispose of them.

By: FredKey

FredKey — Mon, 11 Feb 2013 18:18:46 +0000

Why do I suspect the Moon is somehow involved in your master plan?

By: NO_MO_BAMA

NO_MO_BAMA — Mon, 11 Feb 2013 17:45:55 +0000

Why doesn’t he just sell them like Al Gore did?

By: rodney dill

rodney dill — Mon, 11 Feb 2013 17:00:37 +0000

Let’s reduce by just 1, send it to Tehran… special delivery.

By: Son of Bob

Son of Bob — Mon, 11 Feb 2013 16:36:34 +0000

Which is destroying the country: too many nukes or too many bureaucrats? If we’re looking to have less of something harmful, I’m guessing nukes are not the problem.

By: Vaktatunnen

Vaktatunnen — Mon, 11 Feb 2013 16:10:09 +0000

Just stockpiling them is an example of wretched excess. We need to use a few. This will keep the progs happy by creating some new, massive public works projects. And it will keep me happy by, well, using nuclear bombs. Everyone wins.