The Terrible Consequences of Sleep-Texting

Posted on February 23, 2013 12:00 pm

A new report says that teens are increasingly “sleep texting” – texting while semi-conscious & having no memory of it later.

Now you know how the Obamacare bill got written.

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11 Responses to “The Terrible Consequences of Sleep-Texting”

  1. Son of Bob says:

    So, basically every high school party, but with texting.

  2. Oppo says:

    Tweet dreams

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  5. NO_MO_BAMA says:

    Quick, add this to the list of BS excuses symptoms that will get you SSDI!!!
    I bet Obama phone users do it the most since they sleep like 22 hours a day.

  6. Jimmy says:

    “Sleep texting” by itself is called “slepting.” The Germans call it “schlaffengetextungen.”

    But “Sleep texting” combined with “sexting” would be “slexting.”

    I think we have a handle on this now.

  7. CTCompromise says:

    Just what I want…To get woken up at 03:00 by a text that says ” zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz”

  8. CTCompromise says:

    Perhaps they took Ambien and are driving – which, according to the commercials, they will not remember – and they are just texting out of habit because they are behind the wheel.

  9. Oppo says:

    Chatatonic narcolexy on a somnambulistserver

  10. Carpenter says:

    OMG! Obama has to do something about this.
    A Tax perhaps. Yes that’s it. A new Tax on the people who produce these horrible devices that endanger the lives of these poor innocent Sleep Texters.

    We need a multi-million dollar study and then a Government takeover of the Texting Industry. 1 penny per letter oughta cover it.

  11. Jimmy says:

    @Oppo: “Chatatonic narcolexy on a somnambulistserver”

    Yes, but can you TEXT that while asleep?


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