The Terrible Consequences of Sleep-Texting
A new report says that teens are increasingly “sleep texting” – texting while semi-conscious & having no memory of it later.
Now you know how the Obamacare bill got written.
Send to KindleA new report says that teens are increasingly “sleep texting” – texting while semi-conscious & having no memory of it later.
Now you know how the Obamacare bill got written.
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February 23rd, 2013 at 12:20 pm
So, basically every high school party, but with texting.
February 23rd, 2013 at 12:20 pm
Tweet dreams
February 23rd, 2013 at 12:21 pm
REM ROM
February 23rd, 2013 at 12:22 pm
ZombieFF
February 23rd, 2013 at 12:34 pm
Quick, add this to the list of
BS excusessymptoms that will get you SSDI!!!I bet Obama phone users do it the most since they sleep like 22 hours a day.
February 23rd, 2013 at 12:37 pm
“Sleep texting” by itself is called “slepting.” The Germans call it “schlaffengetextungen.”
But “Sleep texting” combined with “sexting” would be “slexting.”
I think we have a handle on this now.
February 23rd, 2013 at 1:05 pm
Just what I want…To get woken up at 03:00 by a text that says ” zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz”
February 23rd, 2013 at 1:08 pm
Perhaps they took Ambien and are driving – which, according to the commercials, they will not remember – and they are just texting out of habit because they are behind the wheel.
February 23rd, 2013 at 1:36 pm
Chatatonic narcolexy on a somnambulistserver
February 23rd, 2013 at 1:50 pm
OMG! Obama has to do something about this.
A Tax perhaps. Yes that’s it. A new Tax on the people who produce these horrible devices that endanger the lives of these poor innocent Sleep Texters.
We need a multi-million dollar study and then a Government takeover of the Texting Industry. 1 penny per letter oughta cover it.
February 23rd, 2013 at 2:13 pm
@Oppo: “Chatatonic narcolexy on a somnambulistserver”
Yes, but can you TEXT that while asleep?
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