Comments on: The Terrible Consequences of Sleep-Texting

By: Jimmy

Jimmy — Sat, 23 Feb 2013 19:13:19 +0000

@Oppo: “Chatatonic narcolexy on a somnambulistserver”

Yes, but can you TEXT that while asleep?

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By: Carpenter

Carpenter — Sat, 23 Feb 2013 18:50:02 +0000

OMG! Obama has to do something about this.
A Tax perhaps. Yes that’s it. A new Tax on the people who produce these horrible devices that endanger the lives of these poor innocent Sleep Texters.

We need a multi-million dollar study and then a Government takeover of the Texting Industry. 1 penny per letter oughta cover it.

By: Oppo

Oppo — Sat, 23 Feb 2013 18:36:02 +0000

Chatatonic narcolexy on a somnambulistserver

By: CTCompromise

CTCompromise — Sat, 23 Feb 2013 18:08:57 +0000

Perhaps they took Ambien and are driving – which, according to the commercials, they will not remember – and they are just texting out of habit because they are behind the wheel.

By: CTCompromise

CTCompromise — Sat, 23 Feb 2013 18:05:48 +0000

Just what I want…To get woken up at 03:00 by a text that says ” zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz”

By: Jimmy

Jimmy — Sat, 23 Feb 2013 17:37:05 +0000

“Sleep texting” by itself is called “slepting.” The Germans call it “schlaffengetextungen.”

But “Sleep texting” combined with “sexting” would be “slexting.”

I think we have a handle on this now.

By: NO_MO_BAMA

NO_MO_BAMA — Sat, 23 Feb 2013 17:34:06 +0000

Quick, add this to the list of ~~BS excuses~~ symptoms that will get you SSDI!!!
I bet Obama phone users do it the most since they sleep like 22 hours a day.

By: Oppo

Oppo — Sat, 23 Feb 2013 17:22:32 +0000

ZombieFF

By: Oppo

Oppo — Sat, 23 Feb 2013 17:21:13 +0000

REM ROM

By: Oppo

Oppo — Sat, 23 Feb 2013 17:20:29 +0000

Tweet dreams

By: Son of Bob

Son of Bob — Sat, 23 Feb 2013 17:20:16 +0000

So, basically every high school party, but with texting.