Their Request for a Flying Car Must’ve Gotten Turned Down

Pittsburgh is seeking a Homeland Security grant to purchase a new hovercraft.

That way they’ll be able to stop any crime that happens 4 inches off the ground.

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  1. Hovercraft are known to be very friendly for the environment; they cause less erosion and leave less of a “carbon footprint” than any other vehicle. Isn’t that wonderful? That is until you look at the Fuel Consumption per mile which sucks!

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  2. To be fair, per Doc Brown and Marty McFly we only have 2 more years until we’re due to have hoverboard skateboards. We need government to make them because we don’t build things.

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