Their Request for a Flying Car Must’ve Gotten Turned Down
Pittsburgh is seeking a Homeland Security grant to purchase a new hovercraft.
That way they’ll be able to stop any crime that happens 4 inches off the ground.
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February 26th, 2013 at 8:17 pm
That’s because the crime-o-sphere is a lot like the biosphere: most of it is ±6 feet of the Earth’s surface, especially in New Jersey.
February 26th, 2013 at 8:30 pm
Hovercraft are known to be very friendly for the environment; they cause less erosion and leave less of a “carbon footprint” than any other vehicle. Isn’t that wonderful? That is until you look at the Fuel Consumption per mile which sucks!
February 26th, 2013 at 8:39 pm
maybe they need to transport eels.
February 26th, 2013 at 8:48 pm
hey, it’s just a federal grant. it’s not like it’s real money.
February 26th, 2013 at 9:23 pm
To be fair, per Doc Brown and Marty McFly we only have 2 more years until we’re due to have hoverboard skateboards. We need government to make them because we don’t build things.
February 26th, 2013 at 9:23 pm
Hey Jimmy –
In the case of Jersey it’s the governor and he’s 6 feet around.