Comments on: Their Request for a Flying Car Must’ve Gotten Turned Down

By: CarolyntheMommy

CarolyntheMommy — Wed, 27 Feb 2013 02:23:58 +0000

Hey Jimmy –

In the case of Jersey it’s the governor and he’s 6 feet around.

By: CarolyntheMommy

CarolyntheMommy — Wed, 27 Feb 2013 02:23:22 +0000

To be fair, per Doc Brown and Marty McFly we only have 2 more years until we’re due to have hoverboard skateboards. We need government to make them because we don’t build things.

By: jw

jw — Wed, 27 Feb 2013 01:48:42 +0000

hey, it’s just a federal grant. it’s not like it’s real money.

By: blarg

blarg — Wed, 27 Feb 2013 01:39:26 +0000

maybe they need to transport eels.

By: Carpenter

Carpenter — Wed, 27 Feb 2013 01:30:00 +0000

Hovercraft are known to be very friendly for the environment; they cause less erosion and leave less of a “carbon footprint” than any other vehicle. Isn’t that wonderful? That is until you look at the Fuel Consumption per mile which sucks!

By: Jimmy

Jimmy — Wed, 27 Feb 2013 01:17:55 +0000

That’s because the crime-o-sphere is a lot like the biosphere: most of it is ±6 feet of the Earth’s surface, especially in New Jersey.