Time to Ban Assault Salads

Posted by Harvey on February 18, 2013 10:00 pm

[High Praise! to Freedom Is Just Another Word]

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8 Responses to “Time to Ban Assault Salads”

1. Oppo says:
   February 18th, 2013 at 10:18 pm

   … Which way to the salad B.A.R.?

2. Oppo says:
   February 18th, 2013 at 10:25 pm

   … and then post the location of their house in a newspaper.

3. Carpenter says:
   February 19th, 2013 at 12:06 am

   Go to Youtube and search for
   Lexx 4×12 Bad Carrot

   Carrots can be very dangerous if weaponized!

4. zzyzx says:
   February 19th, 2013 at 12:30 am

   But, but…I DO like lettice on my double cheeseburgers.

5. CTCompromise says:
   February 19th, 2013 at 1:59 am

   “When a liberal tells you they are pro-second ammendment because they own a shotgun…”

   …Ask them if that means they are pro-death sentenence because they have electricity (and/or injectible drugs).
   …Ask them if that means they are anti-abortion because they have life.

   …Ask them if that means….HEY ! Wait a minute !! A Liberal claiming to own a shotgun??!!!?? Good One….You had me going there for a minute…

6. DamnCat says:
   February 19th, 2013 at 9:36 am

   “When a liberal tells you they are pro-second ammendment because they own a shotgun…”

   …ask them why they are in favor of shooting children.

   …ask them why they want to be like Dick Cheney.

   …ask them if it really does compensate for having a small penis.

7. zzyzx says:
   February 19th, 2013 at 5:01 pm

   Hey. I like Dick Cheney…he once shot a lawyer, and got away with it.

8. 4of7 says:
   February 20th, 2013 at 1:18 am

   Joe Biden told his wife if anyone tries to break into their house while he’s gone, she should go out onto their balcony and fire their double-barreled shotgun into the air twice…
   which will tell the intruders that her only means of defense is now unloaded and useless.
   Or maybe she could just leave it to her Secret Service detail to deal with?

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