Comments on: Time to Ban Assault Salads

By: 4of7

4of7 — Wed, 20 Feb 2013 06:18:19 +0000

Joe Biden told his wife if anyone tries to break into their house while he’s gone, she should go out onto their balcony and fire their double-barreled shotgun into the air twice…
which will tell the intruders that her only means of defense is now unloaded and useless.
Or maybe she could just leave it to her Secret Service detail to deal with?

By: zzyzx

zzyzx — Tue, 19 Feb 2013 22:01:08 +0000

Hey. I like Dick Cheney…he once shot a lawyer, and got away with it.

By: DamnCat

DamnCat — Tue, 19 Feb 2013 14:36:44 +0000

“When a liberal tells you they are pro-second ammendment because they own a shotgun…”

…ask them why they are in favor of shooting children.

…ask them why they want to be like Dick Cheney.

…ask them if it really does compensate for having a small penis.

By: CTCompromise

CTCompromise — Tue, 19 Feb 2013 06:59:25 +0000

“When a liberal tells you they are pro-second ammendment because they own a shotgun…”

…Ask them if that means they are pro-death sentenence because they have electricity (and/or injectible drugs).
…Ask them if that means they are anti-abortion because they have life.

…Ask them if that means….HEY ! Wait a minute !! A Liberal claiming to own a shotgun??!!!?? Good One….You had me going there for a minute…

By: zzyzx

zzyzx — Tue, 19 Feb 2013 05:30:22 +0000

But, but…I DO like lettice on my double cheeseburgers.

By: Carpenter

Carpenter — Tue, 19 Feb 2013 05:06:25 +0000

Go to Youtube and search for
Lexx 4×12 Bad Carrot

Carrots can be very dangerous if weaponized!

By: Oppo

Oppo — Tue, 19 Feb 2013 03:25:53 +0000

… and then post the location of their house in a newspaper.

By: Oppo

Oppo — Tue, 19 Feb 2013 03:18:54 +0000

… Which way to the salad B.A.R.?