Comments on: To Mars!

By: Rockin' John

Rockin' John — Thu, 21 Feb 2013 18:18:33 +0000

The food problem that Basil mentioned is a BIG problem!!
The air problem isn’t an issue, since when Obama breathes/speaks, he expels oxygen.
The REAL problem with food is….wait for it….
Every time he speaks, he doesn’t produce food, he produces excrement!!! (ba-dum-bum)

By: Ernie Loco

Ernie Loco — Thu, 21 Feb 2013 17:30:26 +0000

This is just a small scale “B-Ark” solution. I fully approve.

By: CarolyntheMommy

CarolyntheMommy — Thu, 21 Feb 2013 16:24:49 +0000

That ought to be great: the guy who couldn’t get himself in the door at the White House gets locked out of his space capsule on Mars.

By: Jimmy

Jimmy — Thu, 21 Feb 2013 16:23:06 +0000

His trip could be jointly planned and run by NASA (feet) and the European Space Agency (meters), if you catch my drift.

By: Tommy the Towelhead

Tommy the Towelhead — Thu, 21 Feb 2013 16:13:41 +0000

I would like to see the effects of the vacuum of space on the vacuum in Obama’s head.

By: FredKey

FredKey — Thu, 21 Feb 2013 15:09:22 +0000

Can’t be much dumber as a pilot than an Iranian test monkey. Well, not THAT much dumber.

By: blarg

blarg — Thu, 21 Feb 2013 14:51:32 +0000

sending Obama to Mars is a dangerous endeavor full of risk and there’s a good chance he’ll never make it back… but it’s a chance I’m willing to take.

By: Iowa Jim

Iowa Jim — Thu, 21 Feb 2013 14:30:56 +0000

But, hey, it’s his money; he can do what he wants with it.

It’s amazing to me how many people don’t agree with that statement.