Tomorrow’s Headlines Today!

Posted on February 19, 2013 9:00 pm

[High Praise! to The Rumford Meteor]

NYC Mayor Set To Announce Bans On Wearing Penny Loafers With No Socks, Brown M&Ms, Hai Karate After Shave, Members Only Jackets, And Anchovies

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2 Responses to “Tomorrow’s Headlines Today!”

  1. FredKey says:

    Hai Karate!? Now he’s gone too far.

  2. teh dude says:

    Bubba Hyde is not going to be happy.

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