Too Many Polar Bears
So global warming is killing off the polar bears, melting all the ice they like to stand on and look all majestic, right?
All the efforts to save the polar bears over the last forty years has caused the population to explode. Now there are areas in Canada basically overrun with them. Kids on Halloween can’t wear ghost costumes because there are guys with guns roaming around shooting any large white things.
So thanks, environmentalists, you saved THE GIANT KILLING MACHINES!
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February 6th, 2013 at 1:27 pm
Same thing happened to the Alligator. They used to be on the endangered species list so people stopped hunting them. Well when you have no natural predators and can lay dozens of eggs guess what happens? Alligators in the swimming pool. So now to keep them from over populating and killing off all the other endangered critters they like to eat we hunt them. Environmentalist are the masters of unintended consequences.
February 6th, 2013 at 1:34 pm
The story in the link is REALLY good if you insert the word “Liberals” everytime the author refers to polar bears !
February 6th, 2013 at 1:34 pm
“There are guys with guns roaming around shooting any large white things.”
I guess Michael Moore shouldn’t go back to Canada anytime soon. #CheapShot
February 6th, 2013 at 2:19 pm
They make adorable pets, but you have to have them declawed.
February 6th, 2013 at 3:21 pm
Awesometific, if you’re hunting alligators I have one thing to say: Boots for CtM
February 6th, 2013 at 3:58 pm
Hmm, I might have to see about bagging me a polar bear. Anybody know if a 150 gr .30-06 Springfield would do the job?
February 6th, 2013 at 6:21 pm
I seem to remember a video of an Irish sounding guy telling AL Bore that the polar bear population was increasing and of course Al argued.
Well what do you know, I was right: Phelim McAleer was his name. about 1:40 in
February 6th, 2013 at 7:23 pm
They have more than doubled, and endanger the seal population.
They also know that humans are relatively slow.
BTW-Have you seen what the Beaver explosion is doing to wetlands?
February 6th, 2013 at 8:16 pm
@8 – Exploding Beavers? Oh myyyyyyy……
February 6th, 2013 at 8:42 pm
@8. Writer: I am going to have to call you out…”Beaver explosion” and “wetlands” in the same sentance is SEXIST. You are going to have to go through sensitivity training by order of Obama Administration Recess Order #2,094,367.