So global warming is killing off the polar bears, melting all the ice they like to stand on and look all majestic, right?
All the efforts to save the polar bears over the last forty years has caused the population to explode. Now there are areas in Canada basically overrun with them. Kids on Halloween can’t wear ghost costumes because there are guys with guns roaming around shooting any large white things.
So thanks, environmentalists, you saved THE GIANT KILLING MACHINES!