Too Many Polar Bears

So global warming is killing off the polar bears, melting all the ice they like to stand on and look all majestic, right?

Not so much.

All the efforts to save the polar bears over the last forty years has caused the population to explode. Now there are areas in Canada basically overrun with them. Kids on Halloween can’t wear ghost costumes because there are guys with guns roaming around shooting any large white things.

So thanks, environmentalists, you saved THE GIANT KILLING MACHINES!

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  1. Same thing happened to the Alligator. They used to be on the endangered species list so people stopped hunting them. Well when you have no natural predators and can lay dozens of eggs guess what happens? Alligators in the swimming pool. So now to keep them from over populating and killing off all the other endangered critters they like to eat we hunt them. Environmentalist are the masters of unintended consequences.

  2. @8. Writer: I am going to have to call you out…”Beaver explosion” and “wetlands” in the same sentance is SEXIST. You are going to have to go through sensitivity training by order of Obama Administration Recess Order #2,094,367.


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