We Must Put More Guns in the Hands of Criminals

Posted on February 8, 2013 7:00 pm

[High Praise! to The Real Revo]

If you have a gun, you are twice as likely to be murdered and seven times as likely to die in a gun accident. Wow. That’s pretty deadly, isn’t it? I mean, we are always hearing numbers regarding how much more likely it is that you will be a victim of your gun rather than a beneficiary of its self defense value.

This is why I am advocating giving criminals guns. If we arm criminals, they will all be dead due to murder, suicide and accidents in no time. In fact, they will be dead much faster than if they don’t have guns. You know it’s true. A 2001 Self Magazine analysis indicates it.

So let’s get busy arming the bad guys for a safer world.

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4 Responses to “We Must Put More Guns in the Hands of Criminals”

  1. Son of Bob says:

    Obama already beat you to it. It was called “Fast & Furious.”

  2. Writer says:

    Obama also plans to implement it here in the U. S.

    After all, once he outlaws Gun Ownership, only criminals will have guns.

  3. Dontplayrockytop says:

    Already done. It’s called ‘Chicago’. Only the criminals have guns. And they mostly kill other criminals. Let’s see how this works out!

  4. fnord says:

    Has anyone trustworthy broken down the shooting stats in Chicago into criminals shot and innocents shot?

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