Who Should Be the New Pope?

Posted on February 11, 2013 1:00 pm

In a stunning announcement, Pope Benedict has announced he is resigning — the first time a pope has resigned since 1415.

So who should be the new pope? As with most things, I nominate Mr. T. He certainly has the compassion for the job, hence his pitying of fools.

Who do you think should be the new pope?

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56 Responses to “Who Should Be the New Pope?”

  1. DRose says:

    Al Pacino- lets unite Italy’s mafia and Catholics under the first Godfather Pope!

  2. Harvey says:

    @45 – Personal preference:


    Neat, and ever-so-slightly chilled (usually the cooling due to evaporation makes it perfect after about 10 minutes).

  3. CTCompromise says:

    Harvey…Before we toss your name into the pointy hat, one question: Which is more important, Papal Infailibilty or Celibacy ??

  4. CTCompromise says:

    I say, break ALL the rules at once….That’s right, I’m talkin’ POPE OPRHA !!!!

  5. 4of7 says:

    Harvey is as qualified to be Pope as obummer is to be President.
    No, sorry, I take that back; No One is as unqualified to be President as obummer!

  6. Iowa Jim says:

    John Kerry. He claims that he’s Catholic, or maybe he claims that he was Catholic before he wasn’t. It has to be better than
    John Kerry as Secretary of State.

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