What is blue and has wheels? The sky. I lied about the wheels.

— Anti Joke Book™ (@AntiJokeBook) February 7, 2013

Hey guy with long gray hair doing karate exercises at the bus stop, I want to go back to your place and meet your iguana.

— Ahm (@Ahm76) February 7, 2013

Back in the 80s, I invented the 80s.

— Mr. T (@MrT) February 7, 2013

“I could really use a circus boy to help me out with things around here.” -Batman

— Jon Friedman (@friedmanjon) February 7, 2013

Everyone but Kramer gets a text alert about a storm. He fears for his life. “Bloomberg’s out to get me, Jerry! I bought a lot of big gulps!”

— Modern Seinfeld (@SeinfeldToday) February 7, 2013

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