What is blue and has wheels? The sky. I lied about the wheels.
— Anti Joke Book™ (@AntiJokeBook) February 7, 2013
Hey guy with long gray hair doing karate exercises at the bus stop, I want to go back to your place and meet your iguana.
— Ahm (@Ahm76) February 7, 2013
Back in the 80s, I invented the 80s.
— Mr. T (@MrT) February 7, 2013
“I could really use a circus boy to help me out with things around here.” -Batman
— Jon Friedman (@friedmanjon) February 7, 2013
Everyone but Kramer gets a text alert about a storm. He fears for his life. “Bloomberg’s out to get me, Jerry! I bought a lot of big gulps!”
— Modern Seinfeld (@SeinfeldToday) February 7, 2013