In the 1960s Batman and James Bond were ridiculous, acting all happy and heroic. Now we are adults & demand that they be weeping failures.
— Michael Kupperman (@MKupperman) February 15, 2013
Baseball: because there isn’t football.
— sammy rhodes (@prodigalsam) February 15, 2013
do fruit bats eat tomatoes or are they unaware of that fun li’l bit of trivia
— john freiler (@johnfreiler) February 15, 2013
Video Games don’t make kids violent. They make kids fat and easier to catch.
— Nick (@NickBossRoss) February 15, 2013
“Right.” – Fred
— Megan Amram (@meganamram) February 15, 2013
Few things make me hate myself more than when Netflix asks if it should continue playing like even it’s disappointed in me.
— sammy rhodes (@prodigalsam) February 16, 2013
A squirrel walks into a bar. The bartender goes “the usual?” The squirrel glances at him quite confused, attacks his face and scampers away.
— anti joke apple (@antijokeapple) February 16, 2013