Wisdom of the Day: Bond Baseball Bats Violent Fred Netflix Squirrel
In the 1960s Batman and James Bond were ridiculous, acting all happy and heroic. Now we are adults & demand that they be weeping failures.
— Michael Kupperman (@MKupperman) February 15, 2013
Baseball: because there isn’t football.
— sammy rhodes (@prodigalsam) February 15, 2013
do fruit bats eat tomatoes or are they unaware of that fun li’l bit of trivia
— john freiler (@johnfreiler) February 15, 2013
Video Games don’t make kids violent. They make kids fat and easier to catch.
— Nick (@NickBossRoss) February 15, 2013
“Right.” – Fred
— Megan Amram (@meganamram) February 15, 2013
Few things make me hate myself more than when Netflix asks if it should continue playing like even it’s disappointed in me.
— sammy rhodes (@prodigalsam) February 16, 2013
A squirrel walks into a bar. The bartender goes “the usual?” The squirrel glances at him quite confused, attacks his face and scampers away.
— anti joke apple (@antijokeapple) February 16, 2013
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February 19th, 2013 at 5:24 pm
a Marxist, a Muslim, an illegal alien and a Communist walk into a bar….
The bartender says, “What can I get for you, Mr. President?”
February 19th, 2013 at 5:36 pm
From an unknown source:
Paul Krugman was seated next to a little girl on an airplane so he turned to her and said, “Do you want to talk? Flights go quicker if you strike up a conversation with your fellow passenger.”
The little girl, who had just started to read her book, replied to Kruman,”What would you like to talk about?”
Oh, I don’t know,” Krugman said. “How about global warming, universal health care, or stimulus packages?” as he smiled smugly.
“OK,” she said. “Those could be interesting topics, but let me ask you a question first. A horse, a cow, and a deer all eat the same stuff – grass. Yet a deer excretes little pellets, while a cow turns out a flat patty, and a horse produces clumps. Why do you suppose that is?”
Paul Krugman, visibly surprised by the little girl’s intelligence, thinks about it and says, “Hmmm, I have no idea.”
To which the little girl replies, “Do you really feel qualified to discuss global warming, universal health care, or the economy, when you don’t know sh!t?”
And then she went back to reading her book.