Wisdom of the Day: Gitmo News Jones Tag Fools Flirty Wheel Background Legalization
To all American Al Qaeda members fearful of death-by-drone: RUN TO GITMO NOW! Obama will treat you like a king.#thatisall
— Michael Graham (@IAMMGraham) February 6, 2013
I have good news & bad news *Opens box, dead rat falls out* OK, it wasn’t supposed to be dead. Which news do you think that was going to be?
— Conor Lastowka (@clastowka) February 6, 2013
COLD WAR FACT: the Soviets built their own model of Tom Jones, but it was poorly designed and exploded on contact with first tossed bra.
— BillCorbett (@BillCorbett) February 6, 2013
Jamie Foxx mistakes him for Jesus and Chris Rock mistakes him for his dad, Obama might want to start wearing a name tag or something.
— Larry Correia (@monsterhunter45) February 6, 2013
Wise men talk because they have something to say. Fools talk because they have to say something. Plato said that. But I said it first.
— Mr. T (@MrT) February 6, 2013
Siri, how can you tell the difference between when a dog’s being friendly and when a dog’s being flirty?
— Zooey Asks Siri (@ZooeySiri) February 6, 2013
Fell asleep at the wheel. (of cheese)
— Sean Gabay (@ixSEANxi) February 6, 2013
“Sorry ladies, you have to undergo a full universal background check to view this gun show” – #worstpickuplines
— Matthew Trexler (@MatthewTrexler) February 6, 2013
Any banned gun not involved in a crime should get a “path to legalization.”
— Giles (@GilesMcK) February 6, 2013
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February 7th, 2013 at 5:29 pm
BTW, another fine Plato quote is akin to what Frank J. is always saying:
“Those who are too smart to engage in politics are punished by being governed by those who are dumber.”
February 7th, 2013 at 5:37 pm
Ok I finally understand.
NOW it all makes sense. I get it.
Obama was illegally running Guns
to Al Queada in Benghazi so that
when the guns show up in America
he could legally use DRONES to
wipe the bad guys out.
He’s not a traitor after all.
All Praise be to Hussein Obama
Lord Protector of the Realm
and Father of our new Country
February 9th, 2013 at 5:40 pm
Just came across this quote, too:
“No man undertakes a trade he has not learned, even the meanest; yet everyone thinks himself sufficiently qualified for the hardest of all trades — that of government.”
-Socrates