Every day can be Monday if you hate your life enough.
— Fun_Beard (@Fun_Beard) February 19, 2013
Why are there equal numbers of regular and decaf coffee packets in hotels? Decaf people don’t deserve the same rights as the rest of us.
— Julieanne Smolinski (@BoobsRadley) February 19, 2013
That the GOP isn’t all over technology freedom (like the right to unlock cell phones) blows my mind.
— Political Math (@politicalmath) February 19, 2013