Rubio: drinking water. Obama: treading water. MSM: carrying water. Americans: underwater. #SOTU
— Razor (@hale_razor) February 13, 2013
Republicans, next year I’ll do the response to Obama’s SOTUA _during_ his speech, entirely through spit-takes.
— jimgeraghty (@jimgeraghty) February 13, 2013
Friends are like trees. They fall down if you hit them with an axe multiple times.
— Anti Joke Book™ (@AntiJokeBook) February 13, 2013
The media: water water everywhere, and not a thought to think. #H2RubiO
— David Burge (@iowahawkblog) February 13, 2013
In the old days you could buy a car for a handful of water
— FREE FACTS™ ! (@FREE_FACTS) February 14, 2013