Wisdom of the Day: Water Response Trees Think Car
Rubio: drinking water. Obama: treading water. MSM: carrying water. Americans: underwater. #SOTU
— Razor (@hale_razor) February 13, 2013
Republicans, next year I’ll do the response to Obama’s SOTUA _during_ his speech, entirely through spit-takes.
— jimgeraghty (@jimgeraghty) February 13, 2013
Friends are like trees. They fall down if you hit them with an axe multiple times.
— Anti Joke Book™ (@AntiJokeBook) February 13, 2013
The media: water water everywhere, and not a thought to think. #H2RubiO
— David Burge (@iowahawkblog) February 13, 2013
In the old days you could buy a car for a handful of water
— FREE FACTS™ ! (@FREE_FACTS) February 14, 2013
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February 14th, 2013 at 5:45 pm
@hale_razor:
John Boehner: crying us a river.
Nancy Pelosi: water on the brain.
Michell Obama: ugly bag of mostly water.
February 14th, 2013 at 8:03 pm
Teddy Kennedy: won’t drink water, but doesn’t mind driving in it.
February 14th, 2013 at 8:04 pm
Hey hey there, Jimmy: Happy Valentine’s! What did you get me?
February 14th, 2013 at 8:43 pm
A big chocolate bunny!! It does double duty: Valentines & Easter. Happy both!
February 14th, 2013 at 9:17 pm
Mmmmmm Easter. Easily the best holiday because it comes around the same time as Passover. This means The Ten Commandments aka Charlton Heston and Yul Brenner without shirts.
February 14th, 2013 at 11:07 pm
Hey Jimmy,
Didn’t you once say you’re like a ginger Charlton Heston (as in 10 Commandments Charlton Heston)? I’m pretty sure I remember you writing that once. Rawr, Jimmy.