Stephen King, Who Lives In A Mansion Paid For By A Book And Movie That Gleefully Depicts A Misfit Murdering Everyone In The Local School Over Taunts, Tries His Hand At Writing Humor And Says The NRA Is To Blame For Sandy Hook
Rumford Meteor doesn’t write stories (unfortunately), but they write the headlines the way they OUGHT to be written.
I’ll make one correction to this, though. It should be a book, a movie, and a pseudonymous novel.
Full disclosure: I love Stephen King’s books & short stories, and I’ve read nearly everything he’s written. Doesn’t mean he doesn’t have his head up his ass on some topics, though.