Writing This Disqualifies You From Speaking on Gun Control

Posted by Harvey on February 4, 2013 4:00 pm

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8 Responses to “Writing This Disqualifies You From Speaking on Gun Control”

1. JAGernaut says:
   February 4th, 2013 at 4:25 pm

   “allows the weapon to be used as a spear”

   Liberals don’t even know the difference between a spear and a lance – why would we expect them to know the difference between semi-automatic and fully-automatic?

2. John says:
   February 4th, 2013 at 4:41 pm

   Great. Now I have no where to put my sling…

3. Bunkerhillbilly says:
   February 4th, 2013 at 6:01 pm

   …it doesn’t change the function of the rifle, but can add an intimidating presence…

   Erm…kinda like Brock Lesnar, high on meth, menacingly revving a chainsaw?

4. Vaktatunnen says:
   February 4th, 2013 at 6:15 pm

   Now I’m confused. Does this mean I have to start attaching the sling to that thingy on the front of my Yugo SKS?

5. Son of Bob says:
   February 4th, 2013 at 8:14 pm

   So, basically just a fine example that there are undoubtedly plenty of other falsehoods printed in that paper every day that we don’t take the time to check if they have an F-ing clue…

6. Oppo says:
   February 4th, 2013 at 8:44 pm

   Saying *this* should also disqualify one:

   “Joe Biden exceeded today’s gaffe quota at a campaign event in Las Vegas, asking twice if anyone in the crowd knew someone who served in “Iraq or Iran,” then saying in a reference to Paul Ryan’s book Young Guns, “unfortunately the bullets are aimed at you.”

   (- Margaret Hartmann, New York magazine’s Daily Intelligencer, 10/18/12)

7. Thor says:
   February 5th, 2013 at 9:25 am

   So…it doesn’t change the function of the rifle…except that it does. It’s now more lethal in the hands of a trained bayonet fighter.

   Drill SGT: There are two types of bayonet fighters! What are they?
   Enlistees: The Quick! And the Dead!

   DS: What kind are you?
   E: The Quick!
   DS: I can’t hear yooooou!!!
   E: THE QUICK!
   DS: And what are THEY?
   E: The DEAD!! The DEAD!! The DEAD!!

   DS: Hoo-aah!

   …And then a Q&A on what makes grass grow (BLOOD!), and what makes the grass green (GUTS!!) would inevitably follow.

   God, I loved Basic Training!!

8. CharlieDelta says:
   February 6th, 2013 at 8:26 pm

   It must have been written by Carolyn McCarthy after she showed us how smart she was with “…the shoulder thing that goes up…”

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