Comments on: Writing This Disqualifies You From Speaking on Gun Control

By: CharlieDelta

CharlieDelta — Thu, 07 Feb 2013 01:26:12 +0000

It must have been written by Carolyn McCarthy after she showed us how smart she was with "...the shoulder thing that goes up..."

By: Thor

Thor — Tue, 05 Feb 2013 14:25:25 +0000

So…it doesn’t change the function of the rifle…except that it does. It’s now more lethal in the hands of a trained bayonet fighter.

Drill SGT: There are two types of bayonet fighters! What are they?
Enlistees: The Quick! And the Dead!

DS: What kind are you?
E: The Quick!
DS: I can’t hear yooooou!!!
E: THE QUICK!
DS: And what are THEY?
E: The DEAD!! The DEAD!! The DEAD!!

DS: Hoo-aah!

…And then a Q&A on what makes grass grow (BLOOD!), and what makes the grass green (GUTS!!) would inevitably follow.

God, I loved Basic Training!!

By: Oppo

Oppo — Tue, 05 Feb 2013 01:44:44 +0000

Saying *this* should also disqualify one:

“Joe Biden exceeded today’s gaffe quota at a campaign event in Las Vegas, asking twice if anyone in the crowd knew someone who served in “Iraq or Iran,” then saying in a reference to Paul Ryan’s book Young Guns, “unfortunately the bullets are aimed at you.”

(- Margaret Hartmann, New York magazine’s Daily Intelligencer, 10/18/12)

By: Son of Bob

Son of Bob — Tue, 05 Feb 2013 01:14:21 +0000

So, basically just a fine example that there are undoubtedly plenty of other falsehoods printed in that paper every day that we don’t take the time to check if they have an F-ing clue…

By: Vaktatunnen

Vaktatunnen — Mon, 04 Feb 2013 23:15:39 +0000

Now I’m confused. Does this mean I have to start attaching the sling to that thingy on the front of my Yugo SKS?

By: Bunkerhillbilly

Bunkerhillbilly — Mon, 04 Feb 2013 23:01:03 +0000

…it doesn’t change the function of the rifle, but can add an intimidating presence…

Erm…kinda like Brock Lesnar, high on meth, menacingly revving a chainsaw?

By: John

John — Mon, 04 Feb 2013 21:41:09 +0000

Great. Now I have no where to put my sling…

By: JAGernaut

JAGernaut — Mon, 04 Feb 2013 21:25:55 +0000

“allows the weapon to be used as a spear”

Liberals don’t even know the difference between a spear and a lance – why would we expect them to know the difference between semi-automatic and fully-automatic?