You, Too, Can Be Lectured By Hillary

Posted on February 27, 2013 8:00 am

Hillary Clinton plans to make money by going out on the lecture circuit.

Can you imagine trying to sell tickets to that? “Hillary will be speaking” – “What does it matter!”

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11 Responses to “You, Too, Can Be Lectured By Hillary”

  1. Iowa Jim says:

    It would probably be much easier to sell tickets to an event at which it was guaranteed that Hillary wasn’t speaking. Since I grew up about five
    years behind and about fifteen miles south and west of Hillary, I’ve heard a lot of voices like hers, and I’d really like not to hear any more of them.

  2. Harvey says:

    @1 – You grew up near people who whipped out fake Negro dialects for political gain?

  3. Carpenter says:

    The lecture circuit? No she is starting to campaign for President.
    And spreading Propaganda is how Liberals reproduce. This is how they hatch, manufacture and create potential little Liberal voters. She isn’t going to be lecturing people on the benefits of Socialism. Hillary plans to F*** their minds! This is how Liberals reproduce.

  4. Marc says:

    If anyone does attend and there is a question and answer session try to ask a question but do it in this manner. Pick a topic from her lecture, any topic would work, then restate some point she was trying to make, then finally ask the question “What does it matter?”

  5. Son of Bob says:

    Topic? “Ugly Girls Can Sleep Their Way To The Top Too!”

  6. Writer says:

    How to do Nothing in Politics, and become a success for it.

  7. plentyobailouts says:

    I may have to hire her. My rat b gone hypersonic screechers don’t seem to be working.

  8. Dohtimes says:

    And to think of all the businesses, universities and thuggish rulers the world over that will pay her six figures to screech, cackle and lie to them. The Clintons never feel the need to pay for anything and, last I heard, had made 90 million or so since Slick Willie left office.

  9. Jimmy says:

    “Lectured By Hillary”

    What difference would it make?

  10. CTCompromise says:

    I heard that in order to counter the popularity of Bill O’Reilly & Dennis Miller’s “Bold and Fresh” tour, Hillary is going to be doing her “Scold and Hit Refresh” tour. She will give a different version of how world events happened while she was Secretary of State, and lashing out at anyone who questions her involvement (or lack thereof) in those events. Sponsored by George Soros, who did so much to the Greek economy he had to come to America to do it even bigger!

  11. Oppo says:

    “I Saw Hillary and All I Got Was This Lousy Anti-Tea Shirt.”

    Hannibal Lecture.

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