Your Papers, Please

Posted on February 15, 2013 9:00 pm

[High Praise! to DoublePlusUndead (NSFW)]

The Washington Post talking about how we all need universal IDs.

an effective solution would be to issue tamper-proof, biometric ID cards — using fingerprints or a comparably unique identifier — to all citizens and legal residents

And lest you think that we will require them for everything we do, I’ve assembled a partial list of what they’ll be required for and not.

They will be required for (partial list):

Driving a car, renting a car, buying a car, buying any goods, getting Internet service, getting electricity hooked up, all services and utilities, air travel, boat travel, train travel, bus travel, automobile travel (passenger), going through security at airports and all gov’t facilities, when talking to any gov’ t official, when paying taxes, when being arrested, when being released from jail…

They will not be required for (full list):

Voting, running for President.

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11 Responses to “Your Papers, Please”

  1. kmccoy says:

    …so that no one could buy or sell unless he had the mark, which is the name of the beast or the number of his name. But you van vote for him early and often.

  2. kmccoy says:


  3. NoMoBama says:

    If it wasn’t for double standards, they’d have no standards at all.

  4. Veeshir says:

    Thanks for the link Harvey.

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  6. Carpenter says:

    Discriminating against illegal immigrants? Oh the horror!
    Where will our next president come from?

  7. CTCompromise says:

    “They will not be required for (full list):”

    …Receiving Welfare

  8. Writer says:

    I think something like that was done in the thirties and forties in Germany.

    I could be mistaken.

    No, it happened.

  9. Oppo says:

    … instead of your fingerprint, they’ll probably end up using your carbon footprint, instead.

  10. seanmahair says:

    Why don’t they simply tatoo our SSN# to our arm. Worked great for Hitler.

  11. seanmahair says:


    And dead, don’t forget you can also vote dead. That’s one of the liberal strongholds, dead people and they vote early and often.

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