Honest Joe Biden

Joe Biden said the White House wasn’t giving up on its push to ban assault weapons, insisting “this is not about anybody’s constitutional right to own a weapon.”

That’s true. It’s about the government infringing on that right.

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Like Watching an Obama Press Conference (Metaphorically Speaking)

[High Praise! to springeraz]

Springeraz’s commentary:

“Watch this video… trying to get my brain around it left me with the same feeling I get when I try to listen to the weirdness that comes out of Obama and the Congress. I need to quit doing that.”


[YouTube direct link] (Viewer #586,952)

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Link of the Day: Headlines From 2016!

[High Praise! to The Fine Report]

In the year 2016

[Think you have a link that’s IMAO-worthy? Send it to harvolson@gmail.com. If I use your link, you will receive High Praise! (assuming you remember to put your name in the email)]

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The Correct Answer on Gun Control

[High Praise! to Freedom Is Just Another Word]

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Easter – You’re Doing It Wrong

Google has this image on their site on Easter Sunday:

Springeraz [High Praise!] sent me the following commentary, for which you may baconize him in the comments:
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Google: /gu-gehl/ V. The act of ignoring a major event (as a birthday, holiday) and substituting another, lesser event as a means of denigrating the significance of the more important event… “he googled the miracle of Christ’s resurrection by replacing it with an observance of the birthday of some guy who started a farm workers union.” Also, the resultant state of dishonor that applies to the googl-er after having so googl-ed… “he made a complete google of himself”. Adj. The state of being politically manipulated, as: The facts surrounding the Presidents “sequester” were completely googled by the media. N. Any statement or act that incorporates the act of googl-ing. These forms are commonly combined in colloquial usage, as… “if we don’t stop googling around with the simple truth, the country will be so googled up we won’t recognize it.” or… “Google these googling progressive google holes, Somebody please start a googling revolution. I mean, what the google.”
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Let’s Hear It For Inappropriate Happiness!

Told that healthcare premiums were skyrocketing, HHS Secretary Kathleen Sebelius said that was “good news”.

Never thought I’d say this, but America could really use a good buzz-kill.

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Bacon Easter Egg!

[High Praise! to Technabob]

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lolbama! Part 129

Submit entries to lolterizt@gmail.com

Meanwhile, pass ’em around, spread the love, and if you make your own, don’t be shy about dropping a link to your pics in the comments. The more, the merrier.


From Arik:

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From Les of Nuking Politics:

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From me (Harvey):

From Travelwise42:


My favorites from the submissions using last edition’s uncaptioned picture:

From Arik:

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From Arik:

From Arik:

From Arik:

From me (Harvey):

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From James:

From me (Harvey):

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This week’s uncaptioned picture for you to play with:


Absolutely Arik for having memorized every single episode of “The Dukes of Hazzard”.


PRODUCTION NOTES:
#1: When creating lolbama! pictures, please caption with either black or white text, as colors like red and yellow tend to blur badly when I compress the images.

#2: Standard image size for these posts is 350px wide by whatever high. If you can have your images 350px wide before you caption them, I won’t end up shrinking your captions into illegibility when I re-size the images.

MAKE YOUR OWN: The free lolbuilder from I Can Has Cheezburger.

STYLE NOTE: Short captions are usually better. Your goal is 10 words or less, with humor value tending to increase exponentially as the number of words approaches 1.

IMAGE SOURCES: Lots of great Obama pics to be found at the White House Flickr page.

Send your submissions to lolterizt@gmail.com and – if they aren’t obscene (IMAO is a PG-13 site) and don’t suck too terribly bad – I’ll post them for you. Remember to include your name (and blog URL, if applicable) so I know who to thank.

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Easter 2013

EmptyTombLuke 24: 1-9

  1. Now upon the first day of the week, very early in the morning, they came unto the sepulchre, bringing the spices which they had prepared, and certain others with them.
  2. And they found the stone rolled away from the sepulchre.
  3. And they entered in, and found not the body of the Lord Jesus.
  4. And it came to pass, as they were much perplexed thereabout, behold, two men stood by them in shining garments:
  5. And as they were afraid, and bowed down their faces to the earth, they said unto them, Why seek ye the living among the dead?
  6. He is not here, but is risen: remember how he spake unto you when he was yet in Galilee,
  7. Saying, The Son of man must be delivered into the hands of sinful men, and be crucified, and the third day rise again.
  8. And they remembered his words,
  9. And returned from the sepulchre, and told all these things unto the eleven, and to all the rest.
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Some Things Are More Dangerous Than Others

The Food and Drug Administration is backing down from its plan to require graphic cigarette warning labels.

Hate to see the labels go to waste. Slap ’em on Obamacare pamphlets.

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