A Beardless Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris has shaved his beard. Maybe he’s like Samson and that was the source of all his power. The time to attack is now!
**watches as Chuck Norris roundhouse kicks the head off a ninja**
No! It’s a trap! Flee!
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March 21st, 2013 at 3:16 pm
The beard has gone on an undercover mission to North Korea, to save our planet from nuclear annihilation. It will reappear shortly after news is released of the Chubby Little Boy’s accidental death.
March 21st, 2013 at 3:20 pm
Somewhere there’s a jihadi about to discover that’s not his own beard on his face. “Oh No! It’s Chuck Norris’ beard! Must Kill! Allah…ACK!”
March 21st, 2013 at 3:29 pm
Gotta be photoshopped. There a chin there, not another fist.
March 21st, 2013 at 5:32 pm
Its spending the summer at john boners house to try to teach him to be a man.