Now, a “toasted” pop tart is a whole nuther item! It’s hardened, pointy corners can cause blindness and severe gouging. If ‘freshly’ toasted, it can cause 1st, 2nd, 3rd and 4th degree burns. If you see one, don’t touch it! Leave the area and tell an adult! A fat one.

/bad

David Burge (Iowahawk): Ima pop a tart in your ass. #PastryGangsta

This, plus the image of the offending pastry gun, needs to be a tee shirt. Make it happen.

Give every child a voucher for 40% of what you claim to be spending to “educate” him.

Watch the boutique schools open on ever street corner offering precisely the kind of education you want for your child, and for precisely that amount of money.

Want an all girl school? All homo? NO homo? Specialize in third-world studies? Just the basics (three R’s)? You name it. There is a school for it, and within walking distance.

Think your kid’s better than your neighbors? Fine, there’s a school across town that charges more than the voucher.

http://www.thoseshirts.com/diversity.html

. . . that this is not simply insanity, but a deliberate effort to make children feel bad about guns.

This is correct. Guns have recreational, non-threatening uses, as even the Skeeter in Chief admits. Rules against bringing actual guns to school, or even toys or reproductions that could reasonably be mistaken for guns, make sense. Banning any representation of a gun of any type – whether silk-screened on a shirt, chomped into pastry or drawn on an art project, simply reflects a hysterical, totem-like hatred of the Thing Itself. Guns are not inherently bad or evil, but it is a Hate Crime and an Incitement to Violence to express, while on school grounds, one’s approval of guns or – clutch your pearls! – the right to own and use them.

Commiefornistan has sent 9 armed stormtroopers to a persons house, without a warrant, to confiscate registered guns. But that won’t happen according to the marxists.

Commiradostan, passes “gun control” measures. But don’t worry, we wont confiscate your guns.

When marxists are allowed to exist unchecked, this is what happens. Can we secede now? Or will the coicers and the sheeple continue to live in tyranny?

schmuky schumers head looks like a gun. Guess we should incinerate it before so whako uses it to destroy the country. too late.

Granted, Massachusetts, which is a truly wussified state, resmbles nothing more than a derringer…but anything even remotely gun-shaped seems to warrant rabid focus.