If It Held Over 16 Ounces, It Would Be the Perfect NYC Protest Cup

Posted on March 8, 2013 7:00 pm

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10 Responses to “If It Held Over 16 Ounces, It Would Be the Perfect NYC Protest Cup”

  1. Writer says:

    But the cream and sugar magazines are really expensive.

  2. Jimmy says:

    Banned!

  3. Jimmy says:

    Wait. How many shots of coffee can it hold?

  4. zzyzx says:

    I don’t think I like this. ~ Nanny Bloomberg, Lord Protector of New York.

  5. Jimmy says:

    “Children, your assignment is, everyone brings a cup tomorrow, okay?”

    “Yes, Teacher.”

    *Suspended*

  6. Jimmy says:

    “Oooo. That’s a cool cup!”

    “Can I hold it?”

    “Take a drink and bang, you’re dead!”

    “Hahahahahahaha! (chorus of children)

  7. CarolyntheMommy says:

    Regulations state there are no more than 2 shots of espresso allowed in said cup. If you don’t have a permit for that cup, you’re going to jail. Good luck with the concealed carry on that.

  8. Jimmy says:

    CarolyntheMommy, regarding concealed carry, don’t you think one’s pants would either get wet or bulge out and give it away?

    Also, what would the TSA’s reaction be to that cup.

    Inquiring minds want to know these things (prior to purchase, of course).

  9. CarolyntheMommy says:

    “don’t you think one’s pants would either get wet or bulge out and give it away?” That’s what she said.

    The TSA’s reaction if you are a middle-eastern-looking male would be to offer you cream and sugar with that if it’s under 3 oz.

    If you’re an elderly cancer patient or a toddler, they’ll frisk you, pat you down, and probably detain you for hours.

    Nah – they’ll just naked scan the coffee.

  10. Cliff says:

    I like the high capacity caffeine clip

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