Is America Ready to Elect Someone with a Puffy Face?
So there is talk of some sort of puffy-faced person maybe running for Senate in Kentucky, but apparently her own party is wary of how puffy her face is and how that will play with the voters. They understand that culturally, we’re not at a place where we’re ready to elect people with puffy faces to high office. Maybe one day that will happen — probably with future generations — but for now people just don’t trust puffy faces. Mitch McConnell knows this and is already working it into ads.
“McConnell 2014: He has a normal face.”
So now the Democrats are desperately trying to find a normal-faced candidate they can coalesce around. And then what happens to puffy face? I don’t know. It’s just not a puffy face world.
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March 13th, 2013 at 1:06 pm
That’s because we associate “puffy faces” with babies. And Ashley “Puffy Face” Judd is one.
March 13th, 2013 at 1:10 pm
Is puffy face a code word for has extensive nude video footage available to anyone with Netflix?
March 13th, 2013 at 1:45 pm
Is she openly Communist?
Does she preach Socialism?
If so then they should embrace her Leftism.
March 13th, 2013 at 1:59 pm
We elect leftist morons to high office all the time. So why not elect a leftist moron with a puffy face?
March 13th, 2013 at 2:05 pm
Puffy faces are the thin end of the wedge. That’s just one step away from puffy hair, then we’re no better than North Korea.
March 13th, 2013 at 2:11 pm
i’d be really careful about underestimating ashley judd. she has some photos out now where she is a little puffy. there are also alot of them out there with her in rwanda and similar places. she won’t have a freeze up in front of crowds and if her writers and preppers are good, she will have massive scripts prepared for debates. and she will have lots of money and name recognition. she, despite the puffy face right now, is an attractive women at a time that that is a plus and she will be running against an old man. a man who has been a “leader” while things go downhill. mcconnell could go the way of dick luger. the populations of indiana and kentucky ore not that different.
March 13th, 2013 at 2:39 pm
So, a side-effect of being a pompous, blithering idiot makes your face puffy?
March 13th, 2013 at 6:47 pm
Dems are not only willing to elect a politician with a puffy face, they are prepared to deify such a politician.
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March 13th, 2013 at 7:06 pm
Crabby…that’s not a “puffy face”…it’s one giant cranial gin blossom.
March 14th, 2013 at 12:00 am
That’s not puffy face. It’s cute li’l chubby chipmunk cheeks. Maybe they’re not exactly a qualification for high office, but still, I don’t mind that chick’s chubby chipmunk cheeks.