A lot of people are talking about him as a candidate in 2016, so if my own 2016 bid doesn’t work out, it will be good to at least have the ear of the president. Because people really need to listen to me more.
I mean, during the Obama presidency, we’ve made absolutely no progress on genetically resurrecting dinosaurs so we can put rocket launchers on them. None.
Now think of what will happen if Rand Paul combines his libertarian message with dinosaurs as cyborg killing machines — he’d basically win all the youth vote. And I don’t see how the dinosaurs clashes with his usual message as long as it’s well-defined when the dinosaurs get deployed, it’s never on American soil, and Congress gets a say.
And do you think his isolationists leanings means he’d be against starting a conflict with the moon? Hopefully not.
Well, I hope Rand Paul is reading and listening to me. Everybody learning from me is the only way to get our country out of this rut. Plus, the more people that buy my books, the better for the economy or something.