John Kerry Would Be a Better Secretary of State if He Had More Tattoos and Piercings
After his basketball diplomacy in North Korea, ex-NBA star Dennis Rodman called leader Kim Jong Un an “awesome guy”
100,000 political prisoners were unavailable for comment.
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March 8th, 2013 at 7:19 pm
His attempts at pop culture appeal are about as successful as his rocket launching track record.
March 8th, 2013 at 7:36 pm
Yeah…but Dennis, this awesome guy want’s to nuke us…all of us…including you.
March 8th, 2013 at 8:05 pm
Kerry, in his plastic-Paddy-faux-Brahmin drawl, is more likely to say, I have a fellow who gets pierced and tatted for me…I call him Nigel The Pincushion…he needed a job when they cleaned up the Combat Zone and he got too old to hang in the mens room of The ‘Rat…and Tah-ray-zah was nagging the Hell outta me to get more charitable deductions. When Rodman lost his contract Tah-ray-zah actually thought about putting him on the payroll but realized that having a 6’8″ transvestite Negro in service to the household might not look that good politically. So she had to settle for the taxidermied remains of Nelson De La Rosa vacuum-sealed in a clear-lucite box. Pedro Martinez was a little short on cash at the time and was glad to do the deal.
March 8th, 2013 at 9:36 pm
100,000 political prisoners were unavailable for comment…no s**t, that’s why they’re called political prisoners.
March 9th, 2013 at 2:06 pm
John Kerry Would Be a Better Secretary of State if He
Hadn’t
been raised by Richard Kerry (an Anti-American Commie activist) who was involved with the convicted Communist Spy Alger Hiss. That’s right Folks. John Kerry’s father worked with and contributed to the Alger Hiss’ defense fund prior to Hiss’ conviction for espionage.
But this is just par for the course in America today. Obama’s Mother, Father and grandparents were communists. Hillary Clinton wrote her College Thesis on the Greatness of Saul Alinsky and Bill Clinton dodged the draft and went to the Soviet Union to protest against the USA.
Like it or not. We are living in a Communist Dictatorship
March 10th, 2013 at 12:16 am
The only way John Kerry would be a better Sec. of State is if he denounced his citizenship and moved to France opening the job up to someone at least more intelligent than a rock.
March 10th, 2013 at 12:26 am
@6 – I’m not positive, but I think you may owe an apology to rocks for that comment
March 10th, 2013 at 4:10 pm
Truth be told folks, I actually have a tat of a giant frog with an aqualung on its back on my port-side gluteus. Got it in Da Nang after too much Tsing Tao beer and bar trashing with some frogmen. This guy Marcinko thought it’d be a hoot if I got inked. I showed it to Hillary and then she showed me her ink and body modifications. She got it done the one time she and Bill went on a vacation to Thailand. He got a Karl Marx tat and she got Ho Chi Minh.
I still have nightmares.
Seeing that rendition of Uncle Ho with his beard nearly put me off Communism alltogether
Oh, yes, Theresa does have Nelson De La Rosa (Mahow) in a nice clear box up on the mantelpiece of the fireplace in the upstairs library of our place on Beacon Hill. He looks so cute next to my Charlie McCarthy doll. We tried to get Teddy Ballgame’s frozen head as a matching bookend but his people aren’t returning calls. Maybe Johnny Pesky’s will. Or Dom DiMaggio’s. Is Bucky Dent doing anything? Bring my wife the mustache of Luis Tiant! That’s the sign of a real Red Sox fan.
It’s almost St. Patrick’s Day so maybe I’ll send Teddy Kennedy’s driver’s license, framed, to the embassy in Dublin as a good-will gesture. They loved the Kennedy’s over there.