No Sprinkles for You!
In Connecticut, a crazed maniac trashed a Dunkin’ Donuts with an ax.
Must be angling for a job with Bloomberg’s Health Department.
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March 18th, 2013 at 4:23 pm
Coming soon — Twinkie Defense II: Maple Bar Boogaloo
March 18th, 2013 at 4:29 pm
Disgruntled Krispy Kreme franchisee from down the block, you’ll see. On mystery shows, isn’t money always the motive?
March 18th, 2013 at 4:51 pm
@2 – If that’s true, it’s time to send someone to L.A. and contact…
The A-Team!
*cue theme*
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_MVonyVSQoM
March 18th, 2013 at 4:58 pm
Axe control! Axe control. We must outlaw assault axes! and high capacity axes!
March 18th, 2013 at 6:42 pm
Governor William J. Le Petomane: Holy underwear! Dunkin’ Donuts attacked by axe wealding mad man! We have to protect our phoney baloney jobs here, gentlemen! We must do something about this immediately! Immediately! Immediately! Harrumph! Harrumph! Harrumph
March 18th, 2013 at 7:05 pm
I looked at all the charges he has against him and figure he’ll get at least ten years. Too bad he dosn’t have connections like this person: http://movies.yahoo.com/news/lindsay-lohan-spend-90-days-locked-rehab-los-191536528.ht
March 18th, 2013 at 9:03 pm
high capacity axe = double bitted axe
March 18th, 2013 at 11:07 pm
Sounds like a job for Axe Cop!
March 18th, 2013 at 11:44 pm
It was a Dunkin Donuts. No cops? Someone needs to look into a case of dereliction of duty (or whatever the police call neglecting one’s job, perhaps “neglect of duty?” (just doesn’t have the same ring))
March 19th, 2013 at 12:26 am
I appears that more caffeine was the last thing this guy needed.
March 19th, 2013 at 12:30 am
@ 6. “I looked at all the charges he has against him and figure he’ll get at least ten years.”
This is Connecticut…Dunkin’ Donuts will probably have to pay a fine for not allowing someone who is not spending money, (which they don’t have until the welfare checks arrive), to “occupy” their store!!!
March 19th, 2013 at 8:46 am
A tragedy. I love Dunkin Donuts. Someone is probably not getting their coconut donut fix this morning because of this guy. Geeez. Thankfully, I don’t live in CT and I can still get mine.
March 19th, 2013 at 10:08 am
@9 jimmy rock
i think it is called union work rules.
March 19th, 2013 at 3:00 pm
That was no axe, that was Heather Marten’s face. On second thought that was a battle axe.