Note to Liberals: Stop Saying We Hate Widows & Orphans
[High Praise! to According to Hoyt]
I don’t want to throw grandma over the cliff. I don’t want the poor to starve in the dark. But if we give the power to make those decisions to a distant and impersonal entity, that entity will INVARIABLY – even with the best intentions in the world – through omission and commission do exactly that to some grandmas and some poor. And right now we’re headed to a world where we write off the money we send to Washington and are lucky if it isn’t used AGAINST us
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March 5th, 2013 at 7:23 pm
But everyone knows that bureaucrats mindlessly following regulations is the most compassionate way to deal with the elderly and poor!
March 5th, 2013 at 8:11 pm
“He-he, throwing grandma over the cliff would be cool!” ~ Butt Head. “Yeah! Yeah…that would be cool”. ~ Beavis
March 5th, 2013 at 8:18 pm
“And right now we’re headed to a world where we write off the money we send to Washington and are lucky if it isn’t used AGAINST us”
Sarah, to a large extent, we’ve already arrived.
March 5th, 2013 at 8:26 pm
[the Johnson's load their guns and point them at Bart. Bart then points his own pistol at his head]
Bart: [low voice] Hold it! Next man makes a move, I throw Grandma off the cliff!
Olson Johnson: Hold it, men. He’s not bluffing.
Dr. Sam Johnson: Listen to him, men. He’s just crazy enough to do it!
Bart: [low voice] Drop it! Or I swear I’ll throw this Grandma right off the cliff!
Bart: [high-pitched voice] Oh, lo’dy, lo’d, he’s desp’it! Do what he sayyyy, do what he sayyyy!
[Townspeople drop their guns. Bart jams the gun into his neck and drags himself through the crowd towards the station]
March 5th, 2013 at 8:35 pm
Taggart: The surveyors say they may have run into some quicksand up ahead. Better check it out.
Lyle: Okay, I’ll send down a team of horses to check out the ground.
Taggart: *Horses*?
[hits Lyle's head]
Taggart: We can’t afford to lose any horses, you dummy! Send over a couple of Grandmas!
March 6th, 2013 at 12:26 am
Hedley Lamarr: Qualifications?
Applicant: Throwing grandma off the cliff, murder, arson, and throwing grandma off the cliff.
Hedley Lamarr: You said throwing grandma off the cliff twice.
Applicant: I like throwing grandma off the cliff.
March 6th, 2013 at 2:20 pm
Oh, yeah, f… off you tin pot Marxist. ~ S A Hoyt in the comments