Nothing to Worry About With North Korea
North Korean officials said they “scrapped” the armistice that ended the Korean War and then failed to answer a hotline phone.
You can relax. Turns out both were just eaten by hordes of starving North Korean peasants.
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March 19th, 2013 at 4:05 pm
Worlds easiest job? Redistributing NK’s wealth.
March 19th, 2013 at 5:32 pm
This nuke thing should get even more interesting when Iran finally gets theirs up and running.
March 19th, 2013 at 6:25 pm
Yo, peoples, chill! I got this!
Li’l Kim Jung an’ me was dancin’ to Michael Jackson. Went and got him a naval piercing and a tat of one-a them black and white bears them Koreans like to have in their zoos put between his shoulders.
As he was gettin’ his ink he told me that he don’t want no war. A man don’ be lyin’ when he gettin’ a righteous tat like that.
Asian folks ain’t that good at lyin’ anyways. The Chinese guy managin’ tha General Chung’s China Palace on the South Side admitted to me that sometimes he has to use a little cat meat in the bar b que pork. Tol’ tha li’l dude ta give me a sign when he’s short on tha pork so’s a dude don’ be eatin what should be off catchin’ them mouses.
So ain’t no nukes gonna be flyin’ an’ killin’ folks. Kim, he done said we cool, so we cool.
March 19th, 2013 at 9:02 pm
Thank you Dennis for those uplifting words of wisdom.
March 19th, 2013 at 9:13 pm
Yo, Zizzyazikks, ain’ no thing but a chicken wing, homes!
Ya don’ see Kevin McHale or Jordan pullin this off, do ya? Tha Worm is in full effect, an’ ain’ no li’ll yella fella gonna harsh on tha American mellow!
Bet!
March 19th, 2013 at 9:38 pm
Y’all might wanna know that I just talked to Madonna an’ she tol’ me that if Li’l Kim Jung’s gettin’ his tighty-whiteys bunched, she, an Sandra Bernhard, an Kathy Griffin will round up all their Gays, an’ they’ll all get on a charter cruise to the Koreas an’ invade, man. Madge said she’d dress up like MacArthur, but I tol’ her that Sandra could pull it off easier. Hell, Sandra looks better smokin’ a pipe.
Nothin’ scarey-er than a boatload of Gays being led by a buncha noisey, post-menopausal womens invadin’ your beach.
Plus, what else are they gonna do? Pose for Playboy again? Nah, I don’ think so. That boat has sailed for those gals, loooong time ago!
March 20th, 2013 at 12:23 am
Yeah, well…that should prevent Kim from nukin’ our butt’s ofa the planet. But much more important then that Dennis…tell me, where can I buy one of those hip baseball caps with the bill in the back, instead of the front, like you and all the cool people wear?
March 20th, 2013 at 1:37 pm
Yo, Zizzyazikks, my man, I dunno where you’d get a backwards cap. I get mine with the bill sewn on kinda sideways like from this one shop offa Melrose that can hook a brotha up. I get ‘em made outta leopard, zebra, shiney metal, all kindsa colors to keep The Worm lookin’ smooth. Tried hookin’ the pope up with a sideways cap but he was busy with stuff and getting hooked up with his pope gear. Gonna try Bibi in Israel an hook him up with a yummel ka that’s got a sideways bill on it. Gonna bring him a shirt in pink zebra that says “Iz Real!”.
March 20th, 2013 at 4:47 pm
What, Me Worry??.. I think this hype about the Koreas is coming from Hollywood. Since they haven’t had an original idea in at least 20 years, and have just been living off remaking everything ever shown before….That’s right…It’s all just a set-up for: “M*A*S*H 2014″ ! (Needless to say, Frank Burns will be the main CHARacter this time)