Obama Movie References
Holy mixed metaphors, Iron Man! After using, without irony, the phrase “Jedi mind-meld“, one wonders what Obama will come up with next.
“Hello. My name is Inigo Montoya. You killed my father. Say hello to my little friend.”
“That’s not a knife. This… is… Sparta!”
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March 4th, 2013 at 2:13 pm
Vulcan light saber?
March 4th, 2013 at 2:13 pm
“I feel the need. The need…for a bigger boat.”
March 4th, 2013 at 2:22 pm
I love the smell of napalm in the morning. It smells like a turd covered in burnt hair!
March 4th, 2013 at 2:25 pm
Being this is a .44 magnum – the most powerful handgun in the world – and will take your head clean off your shoulders, there’s only one question to ask: do you have six fingers on your right hand?
March 4th, 2013 at 2:25 pm
“I’m not a dictator. What do you want me to do? Use one of those Clinton Tricorders and triangulate a political solution?”
March 4th, 2013 at 2:28 pm
Yippe Ki Yea mother, she’s just a stranger.
March 4th, 2013 at 2:32 pm
I asked her, “Is this a dead Republican bill, Nancy?” And she said, “Very dead, Mr. Sparock Obamalord.”
March 4th, 2013 at 2:34 pm
“Use the force, Spock”
March 4th, 2013 at 2:41 pm
you keep using that word,,,do you feel lucky, punk?
March 4th, 2013 at 2:44 pm
“Look, I’m not a magician. I’m not some David Copperfield who can make our debt Houdini disappear over night!”
March 4th, 2013 at 2:45 pm
“I think this is the beginning of a beautiful king of the world!”
March 4th, 2013 at 2:47 pm
“As God as my witness, and your little dog, too, I’ll never be hungry again.”
March 4th, 2013 at 2:49 pm
“You’re a funny guy, Sully. I like you. That’s why you had me at hello.”
March 4th, 2013 at 2:50 pm
“The Republicans are practicing voodoo economics from the Dark Side!”
March 4th, 2013 at 2:51 pm
@12 carl LOL
March 4th, 2013 at 2:56 pm
Unfair. Unbalanced. Fit To Print.
March 4th, 2013 at 2:58 pm
You can’t handle the iron in your words of death for all comanchee to see.
March 4th, 2013 at 3:00 pm
“Frankly, my dear, I don’t give a damn. You’re a typical white woman clinging to your guns and bible. Are you going to eat that?”
March 4th, 2013 at 3:01 pm
The Truth? You can’t handle the truth… Inconceivable.
March 4th, 2013 at 3:02 pm
In space… no one can hear that Mongo likes candy.
March 4th, 2013 at 3:03 pm
So, has Hollywood re-edited Star Wars to include Jedi mind melds, and added Jedis to Star Trek? Wouldn’t want their dear leader to be incorrect so change the facts to fit the flub?
March 4th, 2013 at 3:05 pm
“It’s not like the Federal Budget is going to warp out into some hyperlinked space.”
March 4th, 2013 at 3:12 pm
Nut up or shut up… may the Schwartz be with you
March 4th, 2013 at 3:15 pm
Let’s take this debt “To infinity and beyond!”
March 4th, 2013 at 3:19 pm
“I’m the President, not a doctor! I can’t fix this Corpseman.”
March 4th, 2013 at 3:20 pm
“Luke, I am your huckleberry.”
March 4th, 2013 at 3:22 pm
“What? I don’t speak Klingon! But I do know a little Austrian.”
March 4th, 2013 at 3:24 pm
….first, build a giant wooden badger… Badgers… we don’t need no stinkin’ badgers.
March 4th, 2013 at 3:25 pm
@27 Jimmy – “What? I don’t speak Klingon! But I do know a little Australian Shepherd.”
Fixed it….
March 4th, 2013 at 3:25 pm
Just click your heals together and say, “there’s no place like 106 miles from Chicago.”
Just click your heals together and say, “Frau Blucher”
March 4th, 2013 at 3:29 pm
We hold these truths to be self evident, that you must vote like your lady parts depend upon it, that liberal women are endowed by their dictator with certain inalienable rights. Among these are abortion, universal health care, and free contraceptive.
March 4th, 2013 at 3:29 pm
“Being this is a .44 magnum – the most powerful handgun in the world – and will take your head clean off your shoulders, there’s only one question to ask: wasn’t your hump on the other side? ”
“Hump? what hump”
March 4th, 2013 at 3:31 pm
Plot a course to the Mustafar system, warp factor 9.
March 4th, 2013 at 3:36 pm
Thank you, Joe. And as to your other questions:
“I’m having Eric holder do the looking glass thing and supporting Washington’s and Colorado’s new marihuana laws. And, yes, I do fully support Mayor Bloomberg’s 16 oz. drink initiative with stiff penalties. We need to limit sugar and spice and everything nice, as long as it isn’t an inconvenience to teenage girls who should have their abortions paid for or the babies tossed into dumpsters along with the slugs and snails puppy-dogs’ tails. Unless they look like Trayvon.”
March 4th, 2013 at 3:39 pm
I’ll be back…in the saddle again.
Cap’n, she kenna take much more…there’s a disturbance in the force!
Try not. Do or do not, there is no try…in baseball!
Release the Kracken…have fun storming the castle.
You gotta ask yourself one question….are these the droids you’re looking for? Well? Are they, punk?
March 4th, 2013 at 3:41 pm
“Commander Cody, the time has come. Execute the Prime Directive.”
March 4th, 2013 at 3:43 pm
First rule of Fight Club…I will never go hungry again!
March 4th, 2013 at 3:44 pm
“This will get out of control and we’ll be lucky to live through it. FORE!”
March 4th, 2013 at 3:45 pm
“If you strike me down, I shall become more powerful than a locomotive.”
March 4th, 2013 at 3:45 pm
Soylent Green…is like a box of chocolates.
March 4th, 2013 at 3:50 pm
“Look! Up in the sky! It’s a bird! It’s a drone. Hey, that’s a nice putter. Shiny.”
March 4th, 2013 at 3:52 pm
Take your stinkin’ paws off me…and your little dog too!
March 4th, 2013 at 3:56 pm
“Here’s looking at you shooting your eye out, kid.”
March 4th, 2013 at 4:09 pm
Obamacare. Auto bailouts. Infrastructure spending. Jobs. What we’ve got here is failure to communicate.
March 4th, 2013 at 4:11 pm
#37 FH, First rule of Fight Club…Let the Wookie win.
March 4th, 2013 at 4:24 pm
“Let me be clear! We don’t live in an alternate universe where I’m a dictator and have a beard and go by the name Darth Vader!!”
March 4th, 2013 at 4:27 pm
“Somewhere, over the rainbow, the Federal Budget is all balanced and blue and stuff. Is my plane ready?”
March 4th, 2013 at 4:29 pm
“The Federal Budget isn’t balanced, because, frankly, it hasn’t been properly stimulated yet,”
March 4th, 2013 at 4:49 pm
Gah, Thor Beat me to it…
You are one ugly scruffy nerfherder.
March 4th, 2013 at 5:01 pm
Why yes, Virginia… we’re on a mission from God.
Go ahead… make my little friend.
March 4th, 2013 at 5:05 pm
What we have here is a failure to… negotiate with terrorists.
March 4th, 2013 at 5:07 pm
My momma always said… I don’t give a damn.
March 4th, 2013 at 5:13 pm
Just when you thought it was safe to go back in the water, it’s so long and thanks for all the fish.
March 4th, 2013 at 5:14 pm
I find your lack of face-off disturbing.
March 4th, 2013 at 5:16 pm
She’ll do the Kessel run in 12 parsecs, you stupid English pig dogs.
March 4th, 2013 at 5:36 pm
Forget it Jake. It’s Bartertown.
March 4th, 2013 at 5:47 pm
“Beam me up, Lando”
“The Millenium Enterprise is under attack by Romulan Death Stars!”
“Lieutenant Leia, raise Admiral Ben Kenobi at Force Fleet Command!”
“I’m a doctor, Jim, not a miracle-wookie!”
March 4th, 2013 at 6:30 pm
Inconceivable-you keep using that word. GREASE is the word!
March 4th, 2013 at 6:34 pm
Rosebud. James Rosebud.
March 4th, 2013 at 6:35 pm
Stella! Hey Stella! I see dead people!
March 4th, 2013 at 6:36 pm
Here’s looking at Houston, we got a problem, kid.
March 4th, 2013 at 6:41 pm
My precious… we’ll always have Paris.
March 4th, 2013 at 6:43 pm
That’s not a knife. This is a knife. And it’ll blow your head clean off.
March 4th, 2013 at 6:48 pm
“We win it by making the other poor, dumb bastards die for their country, ‘America.’”
March 4th, 2013 at 6:50 pm
“What do you mean, ‘we doon’t have the power?’ Jetison the pod. I’m gonna golf, anyway.”
March 4th, 2013 at 6:58 pm
“Minimal protection, minimal protection! Michelle, take that diaper off
BOright now!”March 4th, 2013 at 7:40 pm
Luke, I am your moneyball
March 4th, 2013 at 7:40 pm
I see dead people….. 220, 221 whatever it takes.
March 4th, 2013 at 7:42 pm
The Kings Speech… gunga galunga… gunga gunga-lagunga
March 4th, 2013 at 7:50 pm
“Now, kids… Be good… I’ll be right here… in Air Force One spending your future.”
March 4th, 2013 at 7:57 pm
“What do you mean, ‘They’re HEEEERE?’ We paid off those alien gun lords months ago.”
March 4th, 2013 at 8:02 pm
I am the Lorax, I didn’t get a Harumph outta that guy.
March 4th, 2013 at 8:03 pm
I don’t remember owning any droids… show me the money.
March 4th, 2013 at 8:09 pm
“I was at the country club with Tiger, and this reporter found his way past security, and he got all flashy thingy on me with this flashy thingy, so I asked Tiger if it was okay if I took a Mulligan, because, I couldn’t see the ball, man, after he flashied me, man, and I won the hole! I beat Tiger woods on a hole!”
March 4th, 2013 at 10:51 pm
“Open the pod bay doors Hal…and don’t call me Shirley!”
March 5th, 2013 at 12:51 am
“One of my favorite Mel Gibson movies is that love story, “Brave Hearts” about William and Bruce.”
March 5th, 2013 at 6:06 am
The robbery should have taken 10 minutes, 4 hours later the bank was like a circus side show… does your dog bite?
March 5th, 2013 at 8:59 am
Where the white women at? Make my day.
March 5th, 2013 at 1:48 pm
The Unbearable Lightness of Four Whole Fried Chickens and Plain White Toast.
March 5th, 2013 at 1:50 pm
The Lion, The Witch and The War of The Worlds.
March 5th, 2013 at 1:54 pm
“Aren’t you a little short for a Storm Trooper? ” “Light up Francis.”