There’s a new pope! Pope Francis (that’s my name!). And he promises to lighten up.
Anyway, in a bid to stay relevant, I’ve decided to write some pope jokes.
Q. How many popes does it take to screw in a light bulb?
A. Hopefully only one as there is only one pope at a time. If there is a second, he’s the antipope, and he is unlikely to work with the pope on household chores.
Q. Why did the pope cross the road?
A. Because on the other side was the Sistine Chapel, the best know chapel in the Apostolic Palace, the official residence of the Pope.
The pope walks into a bar. He says to the bartender, “I’m going to leave as I’m the pope and people shouldn’t be seeing me at a bar.”