Random Thoughts: CPAC Boise

Posted on March 15, 2013 9:36 am

I wish I was at CPAC meeting everyone :(

Why don’t we have big conservative conferences in Boise? Any potato-related expenses would be much lower here.

Those old style mousetraps do not always kill, and mice unfortunately are kind of cute. Cute things still drown.

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8 Responses to “Random Thoughts: CPAC Boise”

  1. CCO says:

    Yep, that’s how my biggest dog catches mice; she drowns them in her water bucket. I can’t figure out how she does it (heh, heh).

  2. DamnCat says:

    I thought everyone was disinvited from CPAC this year.

  3. CCO says:

    And your Blogshirts links are still broken.

  4. Basil says:

    It’s not that Idaho couldn’t handle CPAC, it’s that CPAC would be overrun by conservatives.

  5. Son of Bob says:

    Mitch McConnell was one of the speakers at CPAC. He told them that “they lost” on Obamacare while real conservatives are still in the midst of the fight to defund it. If CPAC is going to have speakers like Mitch McConnell, it’s not worth your time to go.

  6. Jimmy says:

    “potato-related expenses” ?

    There are only potato-relayed joys, Frank. Don’t get me started. Jeepers.

  7. TheRoyalFamily says:

    Guaranteed to kill mice:
    1: Obtain rat-trap (ie, tripple-sized mouse-trap).
    2: Affix metal wire of some sort about 1/3 way from center of trap (mice are a lot smaller than rats.
    3: Don’t be squeamish.

    I worked at a boy scout camp one summer where we had a mouse problem (turns out camp staff don’t like contracting Hantavirus). Some of the staff came up with the above idea. Camp manager didn’t think they were “humane” enough, and forbade the practice.

    Instead, she favored poisoning them with baking soda – apparently, mice can’t fart, so the gas builds up in the mouse until the intestines explode; this is, of course, much more humane than cutting their heads off instantly.

  8. plentyobailouts says:

    cpac aka kosfest. Whatever happened to kos, did michelle moore finally eat him? Or did even the marxist finally realize this “person” was insane?

    Idaho (No! you da ho!) has those great potatoes for baking and some of them even make good fries. Most Republicans do not deserve real American potatoes. democrat marxists drove the Irish from their homeland by introducing the plague.

    Tis awlmust Saint Patty’s day lad! Time to break out the guud stuff! They do no have that at cpac.

    You would think that with all the Irish in boston , that it would be a much better place. At least they don’t have control over the potato.

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