Random Thoughts: CPAC, Chavez, and Mice
Was thinking of going to CPAC this year to network. Not quite certain I want to associate with that crowd, though.
So is there like a non-crazy conservative conference?
So who actually are the CPAC people making these decisions?
CANCER: “It was a long and tough battle, but I’m happy to announce that doctors have declared me 100% Hugo Chavez free.”
Secretary of State John Kerry hasn’t said anything on Hugo Chavez’s death, but he has a long face.
Trap only caught mouse’s tail and it partially got back in hole and died. Now we have an ant problem.
Can’t pull dead mouse out. Guess I’ll let ants have it as a last meal as I will kill them next.
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March 6th, 2013 at 10:16 am
“Trap only caught mouse’s tail and it partially got back in hole and died.”
Amateur
March 6th, 2013 at 10:26 am
You need my giant pair of Elephant tweezers. They remove anything – including cats.
March 6th, 2013 at 12:44 pm
Guess I’ll let ants have it as a last meal as I will kill them next.
Two words: boric acid. Deadly poisonous to ants, not poisonous to humans. The ants consume it (mixed with fat or with
sugar, depending on the type of ant, or you can mix it with both if the ants won’t tell you), then they die and other ants
eat them. Better yet, boric acid is cheap and available at the pharmacy.
March 6th, 2013 at 12:51 pm
@3 – If you’re not on the way to the pharmacy, borax (as in “20 Mule Team Borax”) does the same thing. Cheap & available at your local grocery store in the cleaning products aisle.
March 6th, 2013 at 12:58 pm
Yeah, but Frank’s got to get the mouse out of there. It’s going to smell like Michael Moore!
Also, time to inspect the crawl space / basement.
March 6th, 2013 at 1:41 pm
they should BAN all Paulbots and all Libertarians from CPAC.
Why? Because Libertarians are NOT Conservatives. Libertarians are Libertarians! That’s why they are called Libertarians. They don’t like Conservatives. They HATE Republicans but thats because they are Libertarians.
Now I would support a L-PAC or a T-Pac for the Libertarians and the Tea people who lean toward Paulbot-ism. I would even give them money, gladly, if they would just go away and stay in their own party, the Libertarian Party.
March 7th, 2013 at 2:25 am
The early bird gets the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese.