Remember to like me on Twitter. You do that by tweeting at me, “I like you!”
I have to manually tally up those likes, though, making it harder to figure out my self-worth than on Facebook.
Finished first draft on a short story. Not sure what I do with short stories though. I just needed something to work on while I let the 1st draft of a novel sit a while before I get to working on the 2nd draft.
So in New York, they’re going to stop violence by telling criminal they’re not allowed to load more than 7 bullets in their magazines?
Everyone who voted for that stupid gun bill in NY needs to be locked up in a dumb asylum where they can no longer hurt themselves or others.
I’m glad I’m neither an optimist nor a pessimist because I have more important things to do than constantly make judgments on water glasses.
The new NY gun law is just hard to deal with because it’s so breathtakingly stupid on so many different levels.
It’s not like the problem with violence in NY is that criminals have 3 too many bullets in their magazines.
And it doesn’t even limit criminals to 7 bullets, because they can just use out of state magazines (since they’re criminals).
But it doesn’t even ban in state magazine larger than 7 rounds — you’re just on the honor system to load your magazine with only 7 rounds.
And a criminal ready to murder someone is totally going to follow the honor system and only load 7 rounds in his magazine.
There is no conceivable way this law will even slightly inconvenience a criminal. It’s only going to pester law-abiding gun owners.
This law is so horrible, justice won’t be served until everyone involved with it is exiled to Antarctica never to return here.
Looking at the gun control crowd, maybe I should write a self-help book called “Coping with Losing a Political Argument.”
How DARE you, sir!
How dare YOU, sir!
How dare you, SIR!
You, sir, the daring — what’s up with that?
Just practicing my righteous indignation.
No, I’m happily married; I won’t have sex with you. Stop asking, women.
I’m non-partisan. Why aren’t I tax-free?
If you put a thousand monkeys at a thousand typewriters, they’d soon produce the greatest YouTube video ever made.
The reason Barack Obama was reelected was all politics.
The left are keep trying to surgically separate freedom and responsibility, but freedom always dies in that operation.
Wow, watching the cat play with a mouse is one of the cruelest things ever. Just kill it, you psychopathic freak!
Got the mouse away from the cat and drowned it (the mouse, that is).
They talk about human cruelty to animals, but we’re the only species who seems to care about this sort of thing.
Thanks to these mice, I have a much better kills to death ratio in real life than I do in Call of Duty.
Online games were so much easier back in college when I had the best ping on the planet.