Random Thoughts: McCain, Swearing on a Bible, and Liberals and Minorities
McCain: “We shouldn’t have policy set by a bunch of punks on the internet listening to ‘rock’ music on their walkmans!”
The Republican Party was doing just fine until Rand Paul came along and messed everything up.
I remember having a happy childhood, though it’s hard to imagine how since there was no internet.
Actually, the main thing I miss from my childhood is having the Soviets as enemies. Muslim terrorists pretty lame in comparison.
Rather than swear on the Bible, I’d just precede an oath with an .
Pretty sure the Bible teaches against things like swearing on the Bible. “Let your no be no and your yes be yes” and that sort of thing.
Finally tried that Settlers of Catan. Intimidatingly complicated to start with, but pretty simple when you get into it and fun.
It’s not that liberals don’t like minorities, they just want to hover above them like benevolent Olympian gods.
You notice Hollywood is the only place a job can still be “blacks need not apply”?
A Hollywood casting director cares much more about race than the most virulent racist in the South.
The bigger the outrage, the more the liberal is trying to convince himself he’s not a partisan sociopath.
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March 11th, 2013 at 9:50 am
Settlers of Catan is one of lifes great joys when played with friends.
March 11th, 2013 at 11:27 am
Just remember, we’re all Wacko Birds now. And if you’re not a Wacko Bird, you’re a McCainaanite.
March 11th, 2013 at 11:37 am
“I remember having a happy childhood, though it’s hard to imagine how since there was no internet.”
I remember having a happy childhood, because back then there was no internet. There, I fixed it for ya’.
March 11th, 2013 at 11:47 am
Everything in entertainment is measured out by race and gender, especially kids’ stuff like Jake and the Never Land Pirates. One vaguely-Hispanic leader boy, one fat short white boy, one mixed-race girl. I’m thinking about doing an updated version of “The Epic of Sundiata” that includes Indian, Norweigen, Vietnamese, Cherokee, Aztec, Hispianic, Aleut, and Chinese people along with the Africans.
March 11th, 2013 at 11:48 am
Moderated! Woooooo!!!!!
March 11th, 2013 at 12:14 pm
Gallinippers!!! I blame Jeb Bush.
Will someone kindly tell him to go away?
March 11th, 2013 at 2:31 pm
Jeb Bush believes that HomoQueerSexual parents and HomoQueerSexual Marriage are Ok, to be tolerated and supported.
He’s already gone Jimmy! He slit his own throat.