Random Thoughts: Obama Satan
The left doesn’t celebrate Republicans being for SSM because their main interest in the issue is as a political cudgel.
“Bow down and worship me and I will give you free health care.” #ObamaSatan
“Jump off this building and trust government programs to catch you.” #ObamaSatan
“Why go hungry? Can you not change these jobs into foodstamps?” #ObamaSatan
“The fall of man was the fault of the previous devil.” #ObamaSatan
“Not only should you eat the forbidden fruit, but you have a right to it and it should be subsidized.” #ObamaSatan
“If this is paradise that the Lord has made you, where is the free birth control?” #ObamaSatan
“Were you going to be in this desert awhile? I might play a couple rounds and tempt you later if that’s okay.” #ObamaSatan
“I promise the most transparent evil scheming ever.” #ObamaSatan
“God didn’t build that.” #ObamaSatan
“I’ve never once run a planet, but I’m still sure I can tell God how to run the universe better.” #ObamaSatan
The secret to being really smart is to constantly put yourself in situations where you feel really dumb.
Anyone who considers tax breaks to be “government spending” should get a musket to the junk.
Musket to the junk is how the Founding Fathers handled Communists.
Of course, it’s not until after he was reelected that the media finally brings up that Obama looks like Satan.
Got way too excited when a mousetrap got a mouse perfectly on the neck. Hate dealing with live ones.
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March 19th, 2013 at 9:47 am
remarkably good, especially for this Lenten season.
March 19th, 2013 at 10:14 am
Thinking that you need to go to the black market and get one of those Assault Mousetraps. Or a cat.
March 19th, 2013 at 12:20 pm
“Got way too excited when a mousetrap got a mouse perfectly on the neck. Hate dealing with live ones.”
Quit torturing Buttercup’s pets!
March 19th, 2013 at 1:09 pm
“Got way too excited when a mousetrap got a mouse perfectly on the neck. Hate dealing with live ones.”
Okay, now you’re just taunting DamnCat.
March 19th, 2013 at 3:42 pm
Your mice are just to timid. Challenge them with a are you a man or a mouse remark and they will stick their heads right on in the trap.
March 19th, 2013 at 3:53 pm
Clarification, please:
when you say “musket to the junk”, do you mean that their junk should be blown off with a musket, or a musket should be used to bash their junk….’cause I’d be fine with either.
Although, if they’re communists, they probably have no junk of which to speak
March 20th, 2013 at 12:49 am
i linked to your first few, then thought up a few more you might like:
http://hatlessinhattiesburg.blogspot.com/2013/03/obamasatan.html
March 20th, 2013 at 8:52 am
I’ve only had to deal with one live mouse ever. I used a paring knife to cut its throat. It still haunts me.
March 22nd, 2013 at 7:00 pm
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