So Rand Paul came out for my solution for marriage a couple days after my editorial came out. Now to get him to be for nuking the moon.
“Fire walk and talk with me.” -Aaron Sorkin’s Twin Peaks
They’d have chosen a pope by now if the cardinals in there didn’t keep wasting their time making Harlem Shake videos.
Never thought about being pope. How much does it pay?
Probably would be funnier if you just replaced part of the movie title with “Pope,” but that would be a long hashtag.
Pope Francis? Now everyone is going to think I’m naming my new son after the pope.
I don’t even like the name Francis, but if I got stuck with it on official documentation, so will my son.
So the question on everyone’s mind: Will the new pope get Stripes references?
Why can’t there be a Pope Robert so we can call him Bob Pope?
I thought “Is the pope Catholic?” was supposed to be a truism but seeing the left react to the pope’s views, I guess it’s an actual question.
The reason cartoon mice are so lovable is that cartoons never depict all the pooping.
Used to pay a quarter a game in an arcade, and with microtransactions I think they’re pushing us back towards that.