Random Thoughts: Sequester, Jeb Bush, and Mousetraps
So every other Windows version sucks really horribly (versus just sucks a little).
As far as I understand, both sides really wanted this “horrible” sequester. Bipartisanship!
Per sequester, samurai are running around D.C. cutting 2% of politicians.
The arc of history is long, but it bends toward less silly hats for people in positions of authority.
Any pirate video game should have one button on the controller devoted exclusively to making your character say, “Arr!”
Everything I know about politics I learned from the couple episodes of House of Cards I watched.
I hear the thing people like the least in Man of Steel is Henry Cavill’s Superman voice, which to distinguish from Batman is high-pitched.
“Faux-bama.” I just want to get that out there in case there’s a situation where it’s useful so I can claim credit for coining the term.
According to his own lawyers, absolutely nothing was preventing Obama from taking out both Kim Jong Un and Dennis Rodman with a drone strike.
The GOP needs to support the government collapsing under its own debt because anything else just won’t play politically.
I’m looking forward to Jeb Bush being the next reasonable, moderate Republican to lead us to an honorable loss.
Cleaned out mouse droppings under the sink and set mouse traps. Think I’ve done my husband work for the day.
Talk about building a better mousetrap — the basic mousetrap design doesn’t look like it’s changed in a hundred years.
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March 5th, 2013 at 10:01 am
“Cleaned out mouse droppings under the sink and set mouse traps. ”
Spoilsport
March 5th, 2013 at 10:40 am
Nothing wrong with the old mousetrap; they have yet to improve on the design of the mice. Glue traps are fun; then you get to bludgeon them to death yourself.
March 5th, 2013 at 10:43 am
I thought mouse control was the cat’s job.
March 5th, 2013 at 10:48 am
i thought the original unimproved mouse trap was a cat.
March 5th, 2013 at 10:54 am
I like saying “Arr.” ~ Robert Newton
March 5th, 2013 at 11:19 am
Most effective mousetrap I ever had was a kitchen garbage can with a swing top lid. put two inches of soapy water in the can and spread a little peanut butter on the lid. If you are really into the ‘last meal’ idea, you can stick rolled oats in the peanut butter.
March 5th, 2013 at 12:04 pm
“Today, if you invent a better mousetrap, the government comes along with a better mouse.”
- Ronald Reagan
March 5th, 2013 at 12:38 pm
@#6 Burt–why soapy water? So they look better in their little mouse casket? Seriously, I want to know. This might work in my garage.
March 5th, 2013 at 12:39 pm
Need new bifocals. I thought you said “cleaned out moose droppings” and “set moose traps”. Well, you are in Idaho, right?
March 5th, 2013 at 12:47 pm
“I liked saying ahhg!”-A Very Deceased Ted Kennedy Who Could Nevah Pronounce The Lettah “R”
March 5th, 2013 at 4:29 pm
Of course the Kennedys could pronounce the letter “R”. They just saved them for Cuber and Americar.
March 5th, 2013 at 4:43 pm
Unfortunately Faux-bama has already been coined in the UK as a term for Chuka Umunna MP. Look him up, he’s hilarious.
March 5th, 2013 at 5:09 pm
Hugo Chavez is dead. The day just got better.