Like how reporters are sure Obama doesn’t know this is going on, like it’s good he’s this naive waif oblivious to everything.
Contrary to Joe Biden’s advice, I’ve never been very good with a shotgun in Call of Duty. AR-15 works much better.
At no point will the Democrats ever say they’ve taxed the rich enough. That’s the drum they need to keep beating to make the dummies dance.
You know, we aren’t in this situation because the rich needed Social Security and Medicare.
Hollywood loves remakes, so here’s my pitch: Remake of “All the President’s Men,” but with a twist: Woodward is the villain!
If Obama were developmentally disabled, the way the press rallies behind him would be a heroic, tear-jerking story.
Think my next column topic should be: “Is the press doing enough to protect our hapless president?”
It’s dishonest to quote Andrew Sullivan and not preface his name with “noted nutball.”
“Why are you talking about the auditory nerve? That’s completely ear-relevant.”
Battletoads was a weird game. Has a deceptively fun first level and then beats the crap out of you after that.
The equivalent would be after getting the first star in Mario 64 the game turned into Dark Souls.
A cultured person should understand video game references.
How are voters going to react to Ashley Judd’s mysteriously puffy face?
I’m a libertarian except in areas where I don’t like what other people are doing and want the government to come stop them.
Every other Batman arc should be about Robin getting killed.
Never understood why milk chocolate exists when there is this thing called “dark chocolate.”
What was the pitch on milk chocolate? “Some people like chocolate, but they don’t like the… you know… chocolate taste.”
The best defense against the sequester is to fire a shotgun through the door.