Shouldn’t We Find the Cure for Cancer Before Worrying About This Sort of Thing?
You know, you get into science specifically to study skinny, heterosexual women, so of course you instead end up on the study of overweight lesbians.
Anyway, just another place our tax dollars are going to in case you’re wondering why it’s so hard to find 2% in cuts.
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March 13th, 2013 at 3:03 pm
Apparently, an all-fish diet isn’t that good for weight control.
March 13th, 2013 at 3:06 pm
Next, a study into why they’re attracted to Birkenstocks.
March 13th, 2013 at 3:43 pm
There’s a lot of salt in tuna I guess, CanoSpam
March 13th, 2013 at 3:56 pm
They’re not fat because they’re lesbians, they’re lesbians because they’re fat and no man wants them.
Now give me my research money!
March 13th, 2013 at 3:59 pm
That left me wondering why I got into engineering…
Oh, I know!! To study the incredible structural integrity of skinny, heterosexual women!
March 13th, 2013 at 4:02 pm
Cancer patients are not especially likely to vote for Democrats. With the implementation of Obamacare they’ll be even less likely to vote for Democrats due to animosity over Obamacare and a reduced life expectancy due to Obamacare.
On the other hand, sturdy lesbians are very likely to vote for Democrats – and for a very long time. Those are people that Democrats want to keep around.
So to answer your question “shouldn’t we find the cure for cancer before worrying about this sort of thing?” – for Democrats, who measure all things by what is good for Democrats, the answer is “no”.
Decent people will disagree.
March 13th, 2013 at 4:09 pm
Vagitarians tend to eat out a lot. I’m just saying…
March 13th, 2013 at 8:24 pm
Governor William J. Le Petomane: What the hell is this?
Hedley Lamarr: This is the bill that will convert the state hospital for overweight lesbians into the William J. Le Petomane memorial gambling casino for overweight lesbians. Governor William J. Le Petomane: [Standing up proudly] Gentlemen, this bill will be a giant step forward in the treatment of overweight lesbians.