Straight Line of the Day: In the Latest Bizarre Video From North Korea…

Posted on March 26, 2013 12:00 pm

Works like this: I feed you Moon Nukers a straight line, and you hit me with a punch line in the comments.

In the latest bizarre video from North Korea…

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43 Responses to “Straight Line of the Day: In the Latest Bizarre Video From North Korea…”

  1. rodney dill says:

    Kim Jong Un riding Dennis Rodman Gangnam style.

  2. rodney dill says:

    …even with things as tough as they are… Kim Jong Un is still allowing tours of his Pyongyang mansion.

  3. rodney dill says:

    …a screaming goat…

  4. Apostic says:

    …has Kim Jong Un with a mowhawk shouting in Korean, “Are you talking to me?”

  5. Conservatarian says:

    …Obama, Rodman and Un are schooling the S. Korean national team at some 3 on 3 basketball.

  6. rodney dill says:

    …they make this video where two popes walk into a bar…

  7. Apostic says:

    Has Kim Jong Un standing on a cliff overlooking the sea wearing flowing in golden robes and surrounded by women dressed as nymphs rolling at his feet eating sausages… oh, wait, that was one of Charlie Sheen’s home videos.

  8. rodney dill says:

    (to the tune of)
    Future’s So Bright, I Gotta Wear Shades

    We study nuclear science,
    We Love glowing masses.
    Gotta crazy world Leader, can’t fill his father’s glasses
    Bomb production’s going great, And the missle’s flying better.
    We’re refining it right, Making it weapons grade,
    Korea’s future is so bright, We’ll hafta wear shades.

    We’ve got uranium waiting for nuclear testing,
    A test explosion here, causes lots of fear
    Missile tests are going great, and our aim is getting better
    We’re refining it right, now its weapon’s grade
    The blast will be so bright, You’ll hafta wear shades

    North Korea won’t rest, so world be wise,
    Kim’s gotta nuclear techie, and some x-ray guys,
    invading South Korea’s great, but the U.S.A. is better.
    Got South Korea in our sights, and the North is gonna raid,
    Jong-un’s future is so bright, We gotta wear shades

    We study nuclear science,
    We Love glowing masses.
    Gotta crazy world Leader, can’t fill his father’s glasses
    Bomb production’s going great, And the missle’s flying better.
    We’re refining it right, Making it weapons grade,
    Korea’s future is so bright, We’ll hafta wear shades.

  9. Apostic says:

    …starts out with Kim Jong Un standing among some Greek columns while saying in Korean, “Let me be clear…”

  10. rodney dill says:

    …they’re building a giant wooden badger.

  11. Eric Praline says:

    …Kim Jong Un admits his country is just a big Andy Kaufman-style prank.

  12. FredKey says:

    …you can actually see the cameraman trying to eat the camera.

  13. Eric Praline says:

    …Kim Jong Il gets out of grave and dances to Thriller.

  14. rodney dill says:

    Jong-Un reveals his real name is “Chance The Gardener”

  15. Apostic says:

    8 rodney dill says:
    March 26th, 2013 at 12:25 pm

    Well, you win the white carnation.

  16. Eric Praline says:

    …Kim Jong Un demands Obama share his favorite dog recipes.

  17. Eric Praline says:

    …Kim Jong Un showers Obama with insults such as “His mother was a mogwai and his father smelt of kimchi.” He calls it “The Korean Taunter Sketch.”

  18. rodney dill says:

    @Eric Praline – (additionally) …stupid southern potbelly pigdogs.

  19. James says:

    . . . Iron Chef chooses “dog” as the secret ingredient and Barack Obama is a guest judge.

  20. blarg says:

    …Kim Jong Un keeps referring to Dennis Rodman as “President Obama”

    …Kim Jong Un and Dennis Rodman compare their Prince Alberts

    …Jim Carrey makes fun of gun-toting Americans.

  21. rodney dill says:

    North Korea reveals its fully functional Deathstar

  22. Matt Musson says:

    we find Colonel Henry Blake is alive and living in Pyongyang and
    Kim Jong Un is standing beside him wearing wire rimmed glasses
    and holding a clip board.

  23. Mrs. Campbell says:

    shows President Obama standing upright and offering a world leader a firm handshake.

  24. Mrs. Campbell says:

    Chris Hemsworth, Isabel Lucas, and Josh Hutcherson being captured and held for ransom.

  25. Eric Praline says:

    …Kim Jong Un endlessly discusses gay marriage until it makes you want to kill yourself. Oh wait, that was just the news.

  26. c64wood says:

    Everyone is walking like an Egyptian

  27. Tau Dades says:

    Kim Jong Un sits in front of his webcam and sings a song about how he will never let South Korea go, spawning a new meme. Overly Attached Dictator.

  28. rodney dill says:

    Kim Jong Un singing Numa Numa

  29. a guy named Rob says:

    …shows a bunch of hermit crabs following a seagull as a Korean narrator explains that Americans can no longer afford shantys and can’t eat snow since it melted, and must now live in shells, and eat the droppings of birds for food, until they eat the bird, which will be on Tuesday

    … shows film from Hiroshima and Nagasaki as Kim Jong Un declares the US has fallen to the north Korean army!!!

    …starts out with scrolling words floating in outer space, that no one in NK can read, while the narrator proudly reveals the new North Korean battle fleet star cruisers, and their new imperial general, Darth Vader.

  30. FormerHostage says:

    …was Dennis Rodman is in front of a sheet, wearing mascara, and crying out “Leave Kim Jong Un alone!!1!!”

  31. FormerHostage says:

    …the entire Korean People’s Army does the Harlem Shake.

  32. Marc says:

    Michelle walks in and catches Kim Jong Un, Rodman and Obama doing the Harlem Shake.

  33. a guy named Rob says:

    …looked like this…. http://youtu.be/LF9Qk6m_b74

  34. Dohtimes says:

    …they accuse Moochelle’s butt of using up more of the 38th Parallel than their whole country, appeal to Bloomberg to reduce her portions.

    …Kim Jong Un denies that Ruby took her love to town, she really just needed to go to Pyongyang to shop at their abundantly stocked supermarkets.

    …Obama is seen praising their communist economy and assuring the world that the emaciated peasants weren’t starving to death, the radiation poisoning would surely kill them first.

  35. Cliff says:

    …they announce their ability to safely eat radioactive dog meat bulldogi

  36. Dohtimes says:

    …we learn that they have zero Catholics but in response to the latest news from the Vatican they just elected THREE!!! Popes and are holding a national competition to honor them with short essays.

  37. frogmouth says:

    A very young Kim Jung Un does the Karate Rap Workout.

  38. blarg says:

    …a reporter is shot after pointing out that:
    1) TVs and monitors are very expensive in North Korea
    2) people are dirt poor
    3) there really isn’t any content available in North Korea that would motivate a North Korean to buy something that would actually
    display the video in question

    and proceeded to ask who these videos are really intended for since in the rest of the world that kind of production value is generally attributed to 5 year olds with an animation game on their Wii

  39. blarg says:

    …Kim Jong Un sings “Call Me Maybe” while holding a picture of Obama in a sparkly heart frame

  40. Dohtimes says:

    …the last person to survive the famine was asked to turn on the light so the world could see for itself the technological might of a truly communist country.

    …the only person allowed to make videos committed suicide by firing squad shortly after Kim Jong Un realized he looked like what Kim Jong Un looks like.

  41. Jimmy says:

    …has Kim Jong Un smelling his armpits like SNL “Superstar!” used to do.

  42. Bob in Feenicks says:

    …”The Innocence of North Koreans” starring Kim Jong Un as Mohammad.

    …All of North Korea is featured singing the Rebecca Black song “Fliday”

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