Straight Line of the Day: In the Latest Bizarre Video From North Korea…

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In the latest bizarre video from North Korea…

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  1. Has Kim Jong Un standing on a cliff overlooking the sea wearing flowing in golden robes and surrounded by women dressed as nymphs rolling at his feet eating sausages… oh, wait, that was one of Charlie Sheen’s home videos.

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  2. (to the tune of)
    Future’s So Bright, I Gotta Wear Shades

    We study nuclear science,
    We Love glowing masses.
    Gotta crazy world Leader, can’t fill his father’s glasses
    Bomb production’s going great, And the missle’s flying better.
    We’re refining it right, Making it weapons grade,
    Korea’s future is so bright, We’ll hafta wear shades.

    We’ve got uranium waiting for nuclear testing,
    A test explosion here, causes lots of fear
    Missile tests are going great, and our aim is getting better
    We’re refining it right, now its weapon’s grade
    The blast will be so bright, You’ll hafta wear shades

    North Korea won’t rest, so world be wise,
    Kim’s gotta nuclear techie, and some x-ray guys,
    invading South Korea’s great, but the U.S.A. is better.
    Got South Korea in our sights, and the North is gonna raid,
    Jong-un’s future is so bright, We gotta wear shades

    We study nuclear science,
    We Love glowing masses.
    Gotta crazy world Leader, can’t fill his father’s glasses
    Bomb production’s going great, And the missle’s flying better.
    We’re refining it right, Making it weapons grade,
    Korea’s future is so bright, We’ll hafta wear shades.

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  3. …shows a bunch of hermit crabs following a seagull as a Korean narrator explains that Americans can no longer afford shantys and can’t eat snow since it melted, and must now live in shells, and eat the droppings of birds for food, until they eat the bird, which will be on Tuesday

    … shows film from Hiroshima and Nagasaki as Kim Jong Un declares the US has fallen to the north Korean army!!!

    …starts out with scrolling words floating in outer space, that no one in NK can read, while the narrator proudly reveals the new North Korean battle fleet star cruisers, and their new imperial general, Darth Vader.

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  4. …they accuse Moochelle’s butt of using up more of the 38th Parallel than their whole country, appeal to Bloomberg to reduce her portions.

    …Kim Jong Un denies that Ruby took her love to town, she really just needed to go to Pyongyang to shop at their abundantly stocked supermarkets.

    …Obama is seen praising their communist economy and assuring the world that the emaciated peasants weren’t starving to death, the radiation poisoning would surely kill them first.

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  5. …we learn that they have zero Catholics but in response to the latest news from the Vatican they just elected THREE!!! Popes and are holding a national competition to honor them with short essays.

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  6. …a reporter is shot after pointing out that:
    1) TVs and monitors are very expensive in North Korea
    2) people are dirt poor
    3) there really isn’t any content available in North Korea that would motivate a North Korean to buy something that would actually
    display the video in question

    and proceeded to ask who these videos are really intended for since in the rest of the world that kind of production value is generally attributed to 5 year olds with an animation game on their Wii

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  7. …the last person to survive the famine was asked to turn on the light so the world could see for itself the technological might of a truly communist country.

    …the only person allowed to make videos committed suicide by firing squad shortly after Kim Jong Un realized he looked like what Kim Jong Un looks like.

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