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By: IMAO » Blog Archive » You’ve Been Judged!

IMAO » Blog Archive » You’ve Been Judged! — Thu, 14 Mar 2013 11:45:44 +0000

[...] Keln of Nuking Politics picked his favorite punchlines to “The funniest thing Obama said at the Gridiron Club Press Dinner…” [...]

By: Chris in N.Va.

Chris in N.Va. — Wed, 13 Mar 2013 19:23:41 +0000

So, Doctor, does it hurt when I do this? No? How about NOW!?

By: Chris in N.Va.

Chris in N.Va. — Wed, 13 Mar 2013 19:22:56 +0000

…now take my wife — please!

By: Chris in N.Va.

Chris in N.Va. — Wed, 13 Mar 2013 19:21:29 +0000

….now take MY budget proposal….wait a minute!! I swear had it here just a minute ago, honest! Alright, who took my homework so I couldn’t turn it in?

By: Writer

Writer — Wed, 13 Mar 2013 11:00:56 +0000

“… and I conclude my speech with the reminder that I have my finger on the drones, and if you do not write complimentary enough articles about me…

By: Bob in Feenicks

Bob in Feenicks — Wed, 13 Mar 2013 07:25:41 +0000

…was when he referred to Biden as the brains of his administration.

By: Oppo

Oppo — Tue, 12 Mar 2013 22:14:38 +0000

… Oh, and @13. . . .

By: Oppo

Oppo — Tue, 12 Mar 2013 22:11:37 +0000

@26 and @41 – my personal cheers…

By: CTCompromise

CTCompromise — Tue, 12 Mar 2013 22:03:31 +0000

…..Since you are all members of the press, I trust you’ve already written glowing reports about the speech I’m about to give.

By: CTCompromise

CTCompromise — Tue, 12 Mar 2013 22:00:56 +0000

…Tiger Woods just gave me a new set of clubs when we played togther, and I have to tell you that the grid iron is my favorite club now.

By: Dohtimes

Dohtimes — Tue, 12 Mar 2013 21:55:15 +0000

…safe sex? You know how Weebles wobble but they don’t fall down? Michelle got a Weeble booty and a bungie cord. And our safe word is “Who let the dog in?”

By: Writer

Writer — Tue, 12 Mar 2013 21:32:32 +0000

… you are all doing jobs that I would not allow my son to do.

By: calcpa

calcpa — Tue, 12 Mar 2013 20:54:59 +0000

Why worry about drone strikes? As long as the worker bees stay on the job, who cares if the drones go on strike?

By: shane

shane — Tue, 12 Mar 2013 20:33:53 +0000

… No, Really. My approach WILL be balanced…

By: Jimmy

Jimmy — Tue, 12 Mar 2013 20:04:26 +0000

…was, “Excuse me while I scratch Michelle’s ass.”

By: FormerHostage

FormerHostage — Tue, 12 Mar 2013 19:54:27 +0000

…enough about me. Let’s talk about me.

By: Dohtimes

Dohtimes — Tue, 12 Mar 2013 19:38:50 +0000

…I just flew in from the golf course, and boy are the taxpayers arms tired.

…So a Jew and a Muslim walk into a bar and the bartender goes BOOM!!!! Ha Ha and they had mixed drinks. On the house. Down the street. Ha Ha I don’t get it either.

…My foreign policy? Talk like a stud but make sure my Sec. of State is a horse of a different color.

…And then Michelle says does this alternate universe make my butt look fat? And then Michael Moore says does that first ladies butt make me look this skinny or am I just glad to see her?

…And God says Just the one wish My son, and I’m all like well I’m God now so it’s all good and here we are folks me being all worshiped and stuff and it sure sucks not to be me don’t it?

By: blarg

blarg — Tue, 12 Mar 2013 19:34:53 +0000

you like me! you really really like me!

By: blarg

blarg — Tue, 12 Mar 2013 19:33:35 +0000

its a good thing I’m at this event because my other plan was to go play a round of golf in my home state.

By: tomg51

tomg51 — Tue, 12 Mar 2013 18:55:59 +0000

We all need to pay more attention to which office windows are really doors now that “Biden’s got a gun”

By: tomg51

tomg51 — Tue, 12 Mar 2013 18:53:28 +0000

is “Free Press” an oxymoron or a non sequitor? Whatev

By: tomg51

tomg51 — Tue, 12 Mar 2013 18:45:27 +0000

“Don’t taz me. bro!”

By: jw

jw — Tue, 12 Mar 2013 18:29:16 +0000

…”Fore!”

By: plentyobailouts

plentyobailouts — Tue, 12 Mar 2013 18:24:36 +0000

uh uh uh er uhI want you all to know that uh uh uh er uhI love ironing grids, and that joey and uh uh uh er uh I press grids all the time.uh uh uh er uh Ioften travel to Camp David to iron grids. so let me be clear, uh uh uh er uh I am not trying to take your grids away from you, and that you should be able to hunt grids, uh uh uh er uhI am just saying we need sensible uh uh uh er uh regulations of grids.

By: rodney dill

rodney dill — Tue, 12 Mar 2013 18:19:55 +0000

…if you think the problems I’ve caused are bad, just wait until you see my solutions.