Wine only contains 1% of the Recommended Daily Intake of calcium, so remember to drink 100 glasses every day.
— Sixth Form Poet (@sixthformpoet) March 6, 2013
WOMAN EATEN BY LION WHILE HAVING SEX! THIS WHY IT SO IMPORTANT TO HAVE SAFEWORD!
— DRUNK HULK (@DRUNKHULK) March 6, 2013
Good to see the parties put aside their differences to oppose killing Americans with robots.
— Byron Tau (@ByronTau) March 6, 2013
Rand Paul is like Ron Paul Lite. Great taste, less crazy.
— Michael Deppisch (@deppisch) March 6, 2013
Now @senrandpaul is getting loopy if he thinks Obama can construct a coherent statement on the Constitution.
— Michael Q Sullivan (@MQSullivan) March 6, 2013
I can’t wait for the part where there’s a quick cut, then everyone on the Senate floor starts filibustering.
— Josh Greenman (@joshgreenman) March 6, 2013
Christopher Walken would give the best filibuster.
— Tony Hernandez (@HernandezTony) March 6, 2013
It’s like everything the Left/media warned us Bush would become is what Obama is. Funny that.
— John Nolte(@NolteNC) March 6, 2013
With Chavez dying before Castro my brackets are already screwed.
— Dennis Miller Show (@DennisDMZ) March 7, 2013