Lil Kim is not the dictator of North Korea. I stand corrected.
— Michael Z Williamson (@mzmadmike) March 5, 2013
They all laughed at me when I had to start selling knives door to door. But then I showed up at their doors with knives.
— Eli Terry (@EliTerry) March 5, 2013
Hey, the eighties called, they were really excited about inventing a phone that could call the future.
— anti joke apple (@antijokeapple) March 5, 2013
OK, CPAC isn’t for everyone. But the ridicule is over the top. Satire is fine, but this new “Trump is speaking” meme is just mudslinging.
— Popehat (@Popehat) March 5, 2013
“I am not a dictator,” said the guy who insisted he can kill his countrymen at home without due process.
— Razor (@hale_razor) March 5, 2013
Forbes names world’s richest man, Carlos Slim. Also names him “World’s Best Name For a Quentin Tarantino Villain.”
— Rob Kutner (@ApocalypseHow) March 5, 2013
Sequester Update Day 4: Hugo Chavez succumbs to the 2% budget cut.
— Larry Correia (@monsterhunter45) March 5, 2013
Politifact rates Chavez mostly dead.
— Andrew Kaczynski (@BuzzFeedAndrew) March 5, 2013